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Postby Spectere_uplink » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:44 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
then batman crashed in, beat fieryace into a pulp and said "YOU ARE RUINING THIS IDIOT!!!"
Spectere helps FieryAce up and says, "Leave this man alone, he just wants Nakatomi."
.what.
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Postby FieryAce » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:46 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
then batman crashed in, beat fieryace into a pulp and said "YOU ARE RUINING THIS IDIOT!!!"
Spectere helps FieryAce up and says, "Leave this man alone, he just wants Nakatomi."
FieryAce says"thank you, u r right, finnaly someone who understands."
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Postby KillMeStupid » Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:06 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
then batman crashed in, beat fieryace into a pulp and said "YOU ARE RUINING THIS IDIOT!!!"
Spectere helps FieryAce up and says, "Leave this man alone, he just wants Nakatomi."
FieryAce says"thank you, u r right, finnaly someone who understands."
KMS is just standing there, and yelled "HE IS NOT MY PUPPET!"
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Postby FieryAce » Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:09 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
then batman crashed in, beat fieryace into a pulp and said "YOU ARE RUINING THIS IDIOT!!!"
Spectere helps FieryAce up and says, "Leave this man alone, he just wants Nakatomi."
FieryAce says"thank you, u r right, finnaly someone who understands."
KMS is just standing there, and yelled "HE IS NOT MY PUPPET!"
SURE AS SHIT IM  NOT YOUR PUPPET!!
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Postby KillMeStupid » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:04 am

Okay, lets try this again.

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
batman came flying through the window and ran to the restroom, but suddenly, popped out of the toilet...
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Postby Psychotic_Dude » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:46 am

...... right......
You compromised 17 high security systems
You destroyed 35 computers
You ruined the lives of 90 people
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Postby Spectere_uplink » Wed Jul 10, 2002 6:54 pm

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
batman came flying through the window and ran to the restroom, but suddenly, popped out of the toilet...
Wonder Woman!  She said...
.what.
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Postby Arendo » Wed Jul 10, 2002 6:59 pm

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
batman came flying through the window and ran to the restroom, but suddenly, popped out of the toilet...
Wonder Woman!  
She said: "Oooh, batman, i want you, now, here and hard!" And then batman replied: "But the president is watching!" Which made wonder woman say: "Who cares, just do it was last night in the parc where Adolf Hitler was watching!" Then batman replied: "That was his statue!!"
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