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Postby Deepsmeg » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:26 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they ...
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Postby FieryAce » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:28 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
His karma cought up with him for not realeasing the patch and the ship exploded.
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Postby evilavenger2000 » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:28 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so  ...His karma cought up with him for not realeasing the patch and the ship exploded. he then took the giant cookers  mom hostage tied her to his front door,rang the door bell. ran to the pay phone and called him asking for ransom money



(Edited by evilavenger2000 at 2:30 am on July 10, 2002)
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Postby antiproanti » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:29 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
Who needs drugs when you have Winamp Visualizations?
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Postby KillMeStupid » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:29 am

confusing -_-

(Edited by KillMeStupid at 7:32 am on July 10, 2002)
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Postby Deepsmeg » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:30 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following

OOC: Who wants some controversy?
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Postby antiproanti » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:32 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
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Postby KillMeStupid » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:33 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
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Postby antiproanti » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:34 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
Who needs drugs when you have Winamp Visualizations?
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Postby FieryAce » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:35 am

HEY GUYS ITS GETTIN TO BE 8am in England, Shouldnt Chris be gettin up???
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Postby Deepsmeg » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:35 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...  

"going to a fancy dress party, george?", to which he replied ,"...

EDIT: Drop this one, or intergrate the two or something.

(Edited by Deepsmeg at 7:36 am on July 10, 2002)
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Postby FieryAce » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:39 am

N E 1 GOT MSN AN WANNA CHAT???
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Postby KillMeStupid » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:42 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
then batman crashed in, beat fieryace into a pulp and said "YOU ARE RUINING THIS IDIOT!!!"
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Postby FieryAce » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:43 am

Meanwhile, at the happy cake oven island
A SWAT team burst through the double doors and
Took the cake as evidence for a crime!
Suddenly, the baker came out of the kitchen, holding
a spoon, and started poking the leader of the SWAT team's pet badger! But then
the badger bit the baker right on his ....
buttered toast, but suddenly, fell from the sky
A rucksack containing a very woolly sheep
and a truckload of meat -
Meanwhile, At Chris' gaff...
The programmer was getting quite a laugh
As he kept the d00ds on the island in suspense, as he had ...
posted nice screenies to make those drones drool
and a little treasure hunt, for them to seirzure in pleasure
The treasure hunt, though fun, did not please the 'Linkers...
thus, he layeth the smacketh of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And mysteriously after, the forums went downth, the community silenced
then, from the fires of mordor, came a ring to rule them all...
...but Chris Delay grabbed it, absorbing its powers
And took over brazil and the rights to its soccer team!
And Tom used the money to buy a big gun to ...  
put it on a giant space ball and call it...
Macaroni
thus began the expedition to the moon for more cheese, but...
Wallace and Gromit were afraid of meeting the giant cooker agin, so they...
began their own political party of delibritarianism to rule all of their bedrooms without religious mockery.  and then the irish/norwegian camel-eater of love...
came along with Bin Laden following...
so the scooby-do clan ripped off bin laden's mask to reveal...
george bush with a mickey mouse hat, and says...
"holy 3rd-wing delibritarian political parties on the run, batman!"
then batman crashed in, beat fieryace into a pulp and said "YOU ARE RUINING THIS IDIOT!!!"
FieryAces soul replied, "Im only lonley"
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Postby FieryAce » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:46 am

where is everybody???

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