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Postby Starfyre » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:20 pm

Hey people 3 more days. Relax.
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:21 pm

But you could have twice as much fun, playing Uplink and clubbing a cute baby seal...
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:26 pm

Why not use Penguin flesh?
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Postby Mos » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:27 pm

This is the best thread that was ever posted to these forums. Nothing is better than a good seal clubbing.
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:28 pm

Because you dont get to club the baby seal?!

But yes... Penguins deserve clubbing, if they are being evil, or are evil and are pretending not to be...
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:30 pm

Ok, we take control of a large, high building, we take all the Penguins in it hostage, we keep clubbing Penguins until they give us the combination to the safe which contains the patch. We then make a film and call it: Introversion Software: Uplink Patch 2
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:32 pm

We need a catchier title that that! (
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:34 pm

Well, you think of one!
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:37 pm

The Patch 2: Penguin Plaza.

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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:40 pm

Nah, nah, nah, we need something which suggests.....drama! Violence! Tall Buildings! Violence! Penguins! Violence! Penguins and Violence!
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:47 pm

The Dramatic Patch 2: The Precipicick-Penguin Death Plaza of DOOM?

Any better?
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:49 pm

Sounds like a Non-Intelligent film full of gratuitous violence. I Like it!
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:52 pm

LOL! Hows about the sequel?

Going Online: The Lawnmower-over-your-face Penguin.
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:57 pm

The Long Awaited Third Patch: Penguins, BUlldozers, Penguins, Concrete, Penguins, Chain-Guns, Penguins, Robot Wars Arenas, DIE, PENGUINS!

The desrcription is:
The Third Patch Has Come..
But Mankind Will Have To Fight For It..
World Leader Icepick Has Long Died..
And The Introversion Government Has Released Its Latest Deadly Weapon..
Now The World Will Fight..
To The Death..
Over The Patch..

[size=0.25]With Extra Gratuitous Violence and Penguins!

Not really suitable for children under the age of 18, but you won't stop them watching it![/size]
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 6:04 pm

I think you need a psycitrist... (or perhaps even a psychiatrist ;))

Patch 3: Power to the Penguins (Power drills in- rather ;))
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