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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:28 am
by TimboSquad
Bring me the patch, or I will club a baby seal each hour that I do not have it...
Thank you, that is all...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:31 am
by RenTeR
Where would you get... never mind, I don't want to know.
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 4:54 pm
by ben
Save the seals! Club your mom!
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:00 pm
by The GoldFish
No no no! Yetis are more endangered than seals...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:01 pm
by MarcusHess2
Ah, but the Yeti would rewind...wait, we could use just one Yeti, and keep rewinding him!
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:01 pm
by lord_nikon09
ben is a retard - you have a sick and disqusting sense of humor - the thread was funney untill you decided to come - please leave
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:04 pm
by The GoldFish
Quote: from MarcusHess2 on 5:01 pm on July 5, 2002[br]Ah, but the Yeti would rewind...wait, we could use just one Yeti, and keep rewinding him!
What the hell? Rewinding Yetis??? Perhaps we should rotate around different yetis so as they didnt feal as if they were being picked on... even though they are being picked on.
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:07 pm
by MarcusHess2
We could fake the clubbing of a seal, tape it, then send a tape of it to Chris every hour...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:10 pm
by The GoldFish
Might be a bit conspicuose... a big pile of vidios with the same seal being clubbed to death on... We'll have to use multiple angles and computer imegary, but I think maybe you're on to something...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:11 pm
by ben
Quote: from lord nikon09 on 5:01 pm on July 5, 2002[br]ben is a retard - you have a sick and disqusting sense of humor - the thread was funney untill you decided to come - please leave
WTF Did I do wrong? I'm the disgusting one, but you're talking about killing baby seals for fun? By the way, funny isn'y spelled with an "e". Oh yeah, disgusting doesn't have a "q"
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:11 pm
by MarcusHess2
Well, of course. We could digitally add big blotches, for example. Maybe add a little red onto the club, more and more each time...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:13 pm
by The GoldFish
Hmmm yes... And If we did it all in advance, we could send small amounts of the beaten carcass along with each video...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:16 pm
by MarcusHess2
Would this actually be seal meat, though? Would it not be simpler and easier to buy a hunk of beef, drizzle fish oil over it, drape some kind of synthetic skin over one side, and "Tenderize" it?
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:17 pm
by The GoldFish
Yes, but wheres the fun?
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:18 pm
by MarcusHess2
The fun is in the results, if it works..