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Postby TimboSquad » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:28 am

Bring me the patch, or I will club a baby seal each hour that I do not have it...

Thank you, that is all...
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Postby RenTeR » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:31 am

Where would you get... never mind, I don't want to know.
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Postby ben » Fri Jul 05, 2002 4:54 pm

Save the seals!  Club your mom!
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:00 pm

No no no! Yetis are more endangered than seals...
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:01 pm

Ah, but the Yeti would rewind...wait, we could use just one Yeti, and keep rewinding him!
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Postby lord_nikon09 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:01 pm

ben is a retard - you have a sick and disqusting sense of humor - the thread was funney untill you decided to come - please leave
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:04 pm

Quote: from MarcusHess2 on 5:01 pm on July 5, 2002[br]Ah, but the Yeti would rewind...wait, we could use just one Yeti, and keep rewinding him!
What the hell? Rewinding Yetis??? Perhaps we should rotate around different yetis so as they didnt feal as if they were being picked on... even though they are being picked on.
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:07 pm

We could fake the clubbing of a seal, tape it, then send a tape of it to Chris every hour...
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:10 pm

Might be a bit conspicuose... a big pile of vidios with the same seal being clubbed to death on... We'll have to use multiple angles and computer imegary, but I think maybe you're on to something...
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Postby ben » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:11 pm

Quote: from lord nikon09 on 5:01 pm on July 5, 2002[br]ben is a retard - you have a sick and disqusting sense of humor - the thread was funney untill you decided to come - please leave


WTF Did I do wrong?  I'm the disgusting one, but you're talking about killing baby seals for fun? By the way, funny isn'y spelled with an "e".  Oh yeah, disgusting doesn't have a "q"
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:11 pm

Well, of course. We could digitally add big blotches, for example. Maybe add a little red onto the club, more and more each time...
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:13 pm

Hmmm yes... And If we did it all in advance, we could send small amounts of the beaten carcass along with each video...
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:16 pm

Would this actually be seal meat, though? Would it not be simpler and easier to buy a hunk of beef, drizzle fish oil over it, drape some kind of synthetic skin over one side, and "Tenderize" it?
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Postby The GoldFish » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:17 pm

Yes, but wheres the fun?
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Postby MarcusHess2 » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:18 pm

The fun is in the results, if it works..
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