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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 11:34 pm
by Deepsmeg
Crimes we can use:
Accept contributions <- refers to thread, rather than a crime
Having a bad passport photograph
Picking nose
Scratching arse
Wearing a <colour>-coloured shirt (Depends on what guy it is...
(Not) Having a beard (Again, depends on dude)
Being a GIT
Not being a GIT (Use both...)
Bravery above & beyond the call of duty
All work and no play
Make Jack a dull boy
Kilroy woz 'ere
Helping granny across the road
Not having a criminal record
(Edited by Deepsmeg at 12:06 am on June 17, 2002)
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:25 am
by TheOnyx
Some of my excerpts:
"Careful Driving"
"Bad hair cut"
"Public Decency"
"Grand Theft Taco"
"Hanging toilet paper in underhand fashion"
"Wearing white after Labor Day"
"Listening to Pop Music"
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:27 am
by Deepsmeg
heh!
[*]Dominating Uplink Forum repetitavely
[*]Making fake links
[*]Wasting time in a boring manner
[*]Sitting down
[*]Refusing to pay a 99% balance tax to Deepsmeg (who'll take a 100% if you don't...)
[*]Showing off
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:04 pm
by Deepsmeg
Acting in a fine manner
Waiting for the green man
Stopping at a red light
responsible behaviour
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:27 pm
by Ghostalker
ARSE MONKEY!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:30 pm
by Deepsmeg
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No copyright.
Presumably GNU Public License.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:32 pm
by Ghostalker
OI U GIT, you have more posts than me....DAMNED RUSSIA...not that i care about post count tho...*sulks*
edited crap spelling
(Edited by Ghostalker at 10:33 pm on June 17, 2002)
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:34 pm
by Deepsmeg
I thought we were competing againt Icepick whilst he's away...
More crimes:
Not having a high enough post count
Excessive posting
Caring too much about post count
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:40 pm
by Ghostalker
no...its just you were lower than me before russia...not that i care lol
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 11:40 pm
by Deepsmeg
of course you don't...
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:33 pm
by Deepsmeg
More crimes:
Slamming doors
Excessive use of the word "the"
Missing the bus
Eating
Drinking
Sleeping
Bumping old pointless threads
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:19 pm
by Deepsmeg
Here's another stray bump
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1250
(Edited by Deepsmeg at 11:21 pm on July 23, 2002)
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 1:30 am
by GimpChild
Pretending to be anti-warez so you don't get flamed.
Asking for the "CD Key".
Living on the wrong side of the tracks.
Living on the right side of the tracks.
Not living near any tracks.
Living on a track.
All of the above.
Not being in the Uplink Religion.
(Applies to all except me at the moment)
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 2:46 am
by Clinical
the ones i use:
"Anal sex"
"Cheese"
"Not breeching parole"
"Hover car theft"
"unl33t n00biness"
"Warezing"
"Misuse of cocktail sticks."
Someojne should sort that out for the next patc/gaem its daft that you can have someone arrested for "Wearing odd socks". They should have standardised offenses, nothing else will do or it should search for keywords in each crime
e.g.
Misuse
Theft
Crime
Abuse
etc
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:39 am
by Deoran
Ones I like to use are:
"Lack of common sense"
"Being a PITA"
"Stupidity"
"Being a SOB"
"Missuse of brain"
:Edit:
"Bad spelling"
:/Edit:
(Edited by Deoran at 3:51 am on July 24, 2002)