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Postby Deepsmeg » Sun Jun 16, 2002 11:34 pm

Crimes we can use:
Accept contributions <- refers to thread, rather than a crime

Having a bad passport photograph
Picking nose
Scratching arse
Wearing a <colour>-coloured shirt (Depends on what guy it is...
(Not) Having a beard (Again, depends on dude)
Being a GIT
Not being a GIT  (Use both...)
Bravery above & beyond the call of duty
All work and no play
Make Jack a dull boy
Kilroy woz 'ere
Helping granny across the road
Not having a criminal record


(Edited by Deepsmeg at 12:06 am on June 17, 2002)
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Postby TheOnyx » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:25 am

Some of my excerpts:

"Careful Driving"
"Bad hair cut"
"Public Decency"
"Grand Theft Taco"
"Hanging toilet paper in underhand fashion"
"Wearing white after Labor Day"
"Listening to Pop Music"
Do not hold strong opinions about things you do not understand.
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:27 am

heh!

[*]Dominating Uplink Forum repetitavely
[*]Making fake links
[*]Wasting time in a boring manner
[*]Sitting down
[*]Refusing to pay a 99% balance tax to Deepsmeg (who'll take a 100% if you don't...)
[*]Showing off
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:04 pm

Acting in a fine manner
Waiting for the green man
Stopping at a red light
responsible behaviour
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Postby Ghostalker » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:27 pm

ARSE MONKEY!!!
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:30 pm

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You Are Being Flamed Because:
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Postby Ghostalker » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:32 pm

OI U GIT, you have more posts than me....DAMNED RUSSIA...not that i care about post count tho...*sulks*

edited crap spelling

(Edited by Ghostalker at 10:33 pm on June 17, 2002)
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:34 pm

I thought we were competing againt Icepick whilst he's away... ;)

More crimes:

Not having a high enough post count
Excessive posting
Caring too much about post count
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Postby Ghostalker » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:40 pm

no...its just you were lower than me before russia...not that i care lol
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Jun 17, 2002 11:40 pm

of course you don't...
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:33 pm

More crimes:

Slamming doors
Excessive use of the word "the"
Missing the bus
Eating
Drinking
Sleeping
Bumping old pointless threads
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Postby Deepsmeg » Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:19 pm

Here's another stray bump

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(Edited by Deepsmeg at 11:21 pm on July 23, 2002)
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Postby GimpChild » Wed Jul 24, 2002 1:30 am

Pretending to be anti-warez so you don't get flamed.
Asking for the "CD Key".
Living on the wrong side of the tracks.
Living on the right side of the tracks.
Not living near any tracks.
Living on a track.
All of the above.
Not being in the Uplink Religion.

(Applies to all except me at the moment)
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Postby Clinical » Wed Jul 24, 2002 2:46 am

the ones i use:
"Anal sex"
"Cheese"
"Not breeching parole"
"Hover car theft"
"unl33t n00biness"
"Warezing"
"Misuse of cocktail sticks."

Someojne should sort that out for the next patc/gaem its daft that you can have someone arrested for "Wearing odd socks". They should have standardised offenses, nothing else will do or it should search for keywords in each crime
e.g.
Misuse
Theft
Crime
Abuse
etc
Would you like to play a game?
How about a nice game of chess?
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Postby Deoran » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:39 am

Ones I like to use are:

"Lack of common sense"
"Being a PITA"
"Stupidity"
"Being a SOB"
"Missuse of brain"

:Edit:
"Bad spelling"
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(Edited by Deoran at 3:51 am on July 24, 2002)
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The cure for stupidity is to search for knowledge.

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