Pop Tarts!

DarkSaber · Postby **DarkSaber** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:02 pm

Here we are. I have given all you Pop Tart addicts a dedicated room for the discussion of Pop Tarts and other Pop Tart goodies. I'd like to get the ball rolling by saying:
STRAWBERRY AND CHERRY FLAVOURS ARE THE BEST!!!!!

Postby **Icepick** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:11 pm

NOOO CHOCOLATE R00LZ JOO!!!!!

DarkSaber · Postby **DarkSaber** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:14 pm

No, Cherry is the best flavour in world, and I will not stop until people acknowledge it is the rightful ruler of the Universe!

ACT SMILEY · Postby **ACT SMILEY** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:15 pm

Cherry? Bleh.
Chocolate? Its OK.
Strawberry? Yessss....

Postby **Icepick** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:15 pm

Chocolate is the best, for the simple fact that it is chocolate. Strawberry pop tarts have their uses ( http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/ ) but Cherry is just bad!!!
So is Choco-Mallow!!!

DarkSaber · Postby **DarkSaber** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:18 pm

NOOOOO! ALL BOW BEFORE THE ULTIMATE MIGHT OF THE CHERRY FLAVOURED POP TART!!!!

Postby **Icepick** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:22 pm

*Uses the Strawberry Pop-tart Blow Torch on DarkSaber*

CHERRY MUST BE DESTROYED!!! ALL HAIL CHOCOLATE!!!

The Muffin Man · Postby **The Muffin Man** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:22 pm

The official Pop Tart-O-meter™:

Chocolate: r0xx0r5!
Strawberry: Kinky
Gooseberry: These did exist, i swear. Tasted nasty though.
Cherry: Ack! Mingin'!
Choco Mallow: 5uxx0rs!

DarkSaber · Postby **DarkSaber** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:25 pm

CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY. Why do yout hink they invented Cherry Bombs? Because Cherry is all powerful!

Postby **Icepick** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:28 pm

Why do you think they invented the Strawberry pop tart blow torch!!! TO DESTROY THE CHERRY POP TARTS!!!!

The Muffin Man · Postby **The Muffin Man** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:31 pm

Why did you think they invented IRN BRU??? Yes, that's right! I have a can of ScotsPower in my hand right now, and I ain't afraid to use it!!

DarkSaber · Postby **DarkSaber** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:31 pm

Not a chance in hell. You see as Editor of the World, I would not allow such a thing to occur!

Postby **Icepick** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:32 pm

IRN BRU!!!! BLEGH!!!!

*starts throwing pop tarts.

Has anyone else noticed how this thread has decended into total chaos?

DarkSaber · Postby **DarkSaber** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:34 pm

That's what I made it for!

The Muffin Man · Postby **The Muffin Man** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:34 pm

*Covers everyone in a shower of fizzy, orange, strange tasting liquid*

Pop Tarts!

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