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Postby James15 » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:08 am

I think cherry is DISGUSTING!  That vile, putrid, rotten red glob of crap that is cherry filling disgusts me.  Just thinking about it makes me not want to eat my pop tarts.  Mmmmm, Pop tarts.....
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Postby Alfador » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:52 am

Mmm...frosted Blueberry...

*insert Homer-Simpson-esque puddle o' drool here*

Last packet I had of those must have been a wrong setup in the manufacture: there were about five times the normal number of multicolor sprinkles on top of the frosting! Ah, they were nummy.
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Postby Alfador » Sun Mar 10, 2002 12:43 am

What? No one wants Pop Tarts? Aww...
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Postby James15 » Sun Mar 10, 2002 3:26 am

Wow, that must have been a damn good pop-tart.  *drools on keyboard*
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Postby Icepick » Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:07 am

AHAHA
Ive got a box Of Chocotastic and a box of Strawberry Sensation right here!!!
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Postby Latch » Mon Mar 11, 2002 4:32 am

So....this is what happens whenever I take a hiatus, shame on all of you!
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Postby Icepick » Mon Mar 11, 2002 12:43 pm

does thou have a problem with Pop Tarts?
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Postby Latch » Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:12 am

Yes, they're nasty, I prefer peanut butter and onion sandwiches to them..
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Postby Gnasher1001 » Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:26 am

Nahhhh.......peanut butter and marmite on toast.....
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Postby jw369 » Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:28 am

All right then.

Pop Tarts.
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Postby Long Shoota » Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:40 pm

Thank god this topic has dropped a few pages.
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby cops2k1 » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:35 pm

i had CHOCOLATE poptarts everyday for breakfast for 5 years. i now have them occasionally. chocolate poptarts are the best of any poptarts, inculding all those shite American ones on about page 5. all other flavours stink (especially strwaberry after the blow-torch experiment)
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Postby Adam Black » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:54 pm

Pop tarts! What the hell are pop tarts?!

I'm sure they are some form of American culture but could someone explain to me what they are and describe their shape, size and colour before we get onto the flavour-arguing business.
Let's kick this bitch into overdrive.
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Postby cops2k1 » Mon Mar 18, 2002 10:37 pm

you have suffered a deprived childhood and/or adulthood if you do not know of the goodness that pop-tarts have brought to the world!

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT POP-TARTS ARE?!?!?!??!?!? HOW?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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Postby PopTart » Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:18 pm

You honor me with your love and respect for me and my kind.  I would like to say from the bottom of my heart, may you all eat me. Yum. :)

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