What?! Third page of the forum! It cannot be!!!
Pop-Tarty goodness shall not fail us! I summon...the avatar of Pop-Tarts!
*A huge dragon flies in from above. The clouds part. The dragon shouts:* Orbital beam of nuking doom! *The dragon flies up high into orbit. Stars twinkle. Lenses flare. A bright beam of light shoots from the dragon's maw, but it lasts for three seconds only.*
*Down on the planet, heros are in a musical battle with a giant Pop-Tart. The beam strikes the Pop-Tart and gently heats it. The heros scream:* Yay!!! *The heros all go to the cooked Pop-Tart and partake of its chewy goodness. And it was good. And kind of fruity.*
Veni, vidi, vixen.
I came, I saw, I yiffed.