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Postby Alfador » Thu Feb 28, 2002 6:23 am

Quote: from Taylor on 4:57 am on Feb. 27, 2002[br]You Fucking YANKEE TWATS. Pop tarts taste like shit. That is a fact!!!!

Fat twats eat them and people who want to be fat twats eat them also. :p


But I'm not a fat twat, I'm a thin twat.

:biggrin:

Oh, and the plural is tori, not toruses.
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Postby Neon Ultra » Thu Feb 28, 2002 6:32 pm

Quote: from Kadarom Douhrek on 6:48 am on Feb. 27, 2002[br]
Quote: from TheDuke on 1:37 pm on Feb. 27, 2002[br]Homer: Could you please pass me a doughnut?

Marge: Doughnuts? What are doughnuts?

Homer: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Homer: *runs off to basement*

Marge:Oh look, it's starting to rain.
(As sprinkle and icing covered tores* of dough begin falling from the sky.)



*just for Alfador(it's valid);)

(Edited by Kadarom Douhrek at 12:03 am on Feb. 28, 2002)


Haha I remember that episode that was funny as hell.
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Postby Icepick » Thu Feb 28, 2002 6:46 pm

Pop tarts are the best. How many times do i have to tell you ;)
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Postby TheDuke » Fri Mar 01, 2002 1:26 am

No. No. No.
Doughnuts are better than pop-tarts.
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Postby Icepick » Fri Mar 01, 2002 2:02 am

Depends... what kind of donuts???
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Postby Kadarom Douhrek » Fri Mar 01, 2002 2:06 am

This better be the best doughnut I ever tasted....
You got lucky.


(slight editation):biggrin:
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Postby Icepick » Fri Mar 01, 2002 2:07 am

Only slightly. ;)
Since i already know what that quote is from, i think someone else should guess :)
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Postby Neon Ultra » Fri Mar 01, 2002 6:29 pm

Sugar donuts are really nice. Jam ones ae nice also but all the jam leaks out of it when you bite into it and goes everywhere and makes a huge mess. Damn those jammy donuts.
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Postby Neon Ultra » Fri Mar 01, 2002 6:30 pm

Sugar donuts are really nice. Jam ones ae nice also but all the jam leaks out of it when you bite into it and goes everywhere and makes a huge mess. Damn those jammy donuts.
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Postby Icepick » Fri Mar 01, 2002 6:31 pm

Jam donuts, Chocolate donuts, or donuts with Icing on top are the best. And they have to be covered in sugar. Half the fun is getting messy ;)
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Postby Alfador » Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:51 pm

What?! Third page of the forum! It cannot be!!!

Pop-Tarty goodness shall not fail us! I summon...the avatar of Pop-Tarts!

[3-SECOND MICROWAVE]

*A huge dragon flies in from above. The clouds part. The dragon shouts:* Orbital beam of nuking doom! *The dragon flies up high into orbit. Stars twinkle. Lenses flare. A bright beam of light shoots from the dragon's maw, but it lasts for three seconds only.*

*Down on the planet, heros are in a musical battle with a giant Pop-Tart. The beam strikes the Pop-Tart and gently heats it. The heros scream:* Yay!!! *The heros all go to the cooked Pop-Tart and partake of its chewy goodness. And it was good. And kind of fruity.*
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Postby RedDevil085 » Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:56 pm

I'm too lazy to look it up, but wth is a pop tart? :D...
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Postby Icepick » Sat Mar 02, 2002 9:01 pm

A pop tart is a toaster pastry, with varying flavours. Its the greatest toaster food in the world and defy anyone to say otherwise.

Oh yeah, and Alfador, you might wanna cut down on the final fantasy ;)
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Postby Atomizer » Sun Mar 03, 2002 2:18 am

I always thought a PopTart was one of the birds from Steps or Spice Girls. I learn something new everyday
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Postby Icepick » Sun Mar 03, 2002 2:21 am

lol. No, thats a pop slut. They are all kinds of bad. Pop TARTs are good things :)

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