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Postby TheOnyx » Mon Feb 18, 2002 11:02 pm

I've heard of him before. I like his 'Everything you Know is Wrong" is a good song.
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Postby PsychoBob » Mon Feb 18, 2002 11:18 pm

Yes. Dare to be stupid is good as well. The horoscope song is the best. At the risk of spamming:

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the tru Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find tru happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today


Hope you find it entertaining!
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Postby PsychoBob » Fri Feb 22, 2002 1:24 am

Oh, come on, fourth page? It's AL songs, for god's sake!!!

You are all culturally deprived....
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Postby riddick_uplink » Fri Feb 22, 2002 3:12 am

"U R not kewl"

kewl?

i am frightened.
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Postby sintekk » Fri Feb 22, 2002 4:57 am

I like Amish Paradise. It's funny. I'd never heard of the Amish if it wasn't for Al. He's my hero.

(Edited by sintekk at 2:58 pm on Feb. 21, 2002)
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Postby PsychoBob » Fri Feb 22, 2002 5:37 am

Everyone needs a hero...........

Al is the best. Don't let this slip to the fourth page again!!!
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Postby PsychoBob » Tue Feb 26, 2002 11:54 pm

Now it's on page eleven? NNNNNNNnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Postby Alfador » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:52 am

Well, my name can be shortened to Al, and I am quite definitely weird...
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