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Postby Icepick » Sat Nov 10, 2001 5:24 pm

i was gonna say something along those lines, but i didnt want to insult any nice people from where ever he is from that may use this forum
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Postby Cheshyr » Sat Nov 10, 2001 7:13 pm

<sigh>  Are we (Americans) really that bad?  :-p
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Postby Rookie One » Sat Nov 10, 2001 7:15 pm

Quote: from Kadarom Douhrek on 8:58 am on Nov. 10, 2001[br]Ahh.
Normally a tan is a darkened skin tone aquired from time in the sun.


What's a sun?  And why would anyone want such a horrible thing?  
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Postby Kadarom Douhrek » Sat Nov 10, 2001 8:02 pm

*sits back in big comfy chair*
Well, you see long ago the outside, that space your car moves through to get to places like the store, was always dark.
And anytime the outsiders, people who frequently spend time there for no apparent reason, went o0ut the had to take their own light.

Well a bunch of scientists got together and decided to do something about it.
They designed a big yellow LED.
And by big I mean BIG.
And they plugged it into the sky, that blueish tinted ceiling over the outside.

Well they didn't just make a giant LED, they also tried using an exoctic metal to make it.
Unfortunately there where some unforseen side effects.
As soon as they inserted the LED the connections shorted, instantly soldering it permanently into place.
The metal also began giving off strange radiations that can cause your skin to become darker, or cause cancer.

This was obviously bad.
So they set about trying to fix the problem.

Then someone came up with the idea of installing a giant motor, to spin the sky.
That way the sun, as it was being called, would only be over you part of the time.

The plan worked, unfortunately, people had gotten use to a light being outside.
So they had another problem.
They decided to build a second LED and install it opposite the sun.
But they had learned some lessons from the first.

So the second one was a little smaller, and made out of normal metal.
But, they were scientists, and so not content to leave things alone, they decided to try a new plastic.
This plastic gave the LED a nice white glow.

While the plastic was being mixed though, a sloppy technician dropped part of his sandwich in the vat.
Not wanting to lose his job he told no one.
The sandwich somehow caused a reaction in the surrounding plastic that made it opaque.

Also interstingly, the plastic never truly solidified.
So the opaque spot began moving accros th LED's surface, causing the moon, as it was named, to appear to change sizes and shapes.

Initially there was a group who wanted to fix the moon.
But, the changing shape amused the outsiders, so it was left.

And that is the story of the sun.
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Postby Rookie One » Sat Nov 10, 2001 8:44 pm

That is truly the greatest creation story ever told.  
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Postby Icepick » Sat Nov 10, 2001 11:18 pm

<bows in awe of Kadarom's story of the sun>
truely you are the wisest person in this forum

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Postby The Gecko » Sat Nov 10, 2001 11:44 pm

truely Kadarom Douhrek is an intelligent and creative man if that is an original 'tale'... I never knew how we got te sun.... but now it all makes sence(hahahaha)
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Postby Ravenshadow » Sat Nov 10, 2001 11:54 pm

Kadarom Douhrek : Lovely, just lovely :)
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Postby Icepick » Sat Nov 10, 2001 11:57 pm

OMG, i was just caught on uplink, and i was only on Intermidiate, just cus i forgot to pause it when i went to get a drink
Darn, back to the begining again
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Postby Ultradeathmatcher » Sun Nov 11, 2001 3:10 pm

Quote: from The Gecko on 10:44 pm on Nov. 10, 2001[br]truely Kadarom Douhrek is an intelligent and creative man if that is an original 'tale'... I never knew how we got te sun.... but now it all makes sence(hahahaha)
cool piece Kadarom Douhrek
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GOODNESS, KADAROM, YOU MEAN YOU CHANGED YOUR SEX? HOLY SH*T, YOU....

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRANSVESTITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(Edited by Ultradeathmatcher at 2:12 pm on Nov. 11, 2001)
UDM, UDM, Wherefore art thou?
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Postby Icepick » Sun Nov 11, 2001 5:47 pm

LMAO
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Postby Kadarom Douhrek » Mon Nov 12, 2001 4:35 am

You know, I was going to tell yall the story of the Ultimate Knowledge.
But Ultradeathmatcher just changed my mind.:biggrin:
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Postby blah » Mon Nov 12, 2001 6:24 am

this thread went from bad mouthin uplink to somethin about tans to the sun. this is 1 wacked out thread.
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Postby Ravenshadow » Mon Nov 12, 2001 8:27 am

blah :
I would say that is an improvment ^_^
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Postby Astromarine » Mon Nov 12, 2001 2:29 pm

*spank Ultradeathmatcher, then sit on him and gag him*

There, Kaddy dear, now tell us about Ultimate Knowledge. You know you want to, plus you DON't want me spanking you too (or maybe you do, but if so please keep it to yourself)

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