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Postby Koyomi » Sat Nov 10, 2001 6:37 am

Ok people honestly you think this game would require some skill... but NO it does not.

After only a little bit of troubleshooting with my game ( which is a waste of money...btw ) i was able to hack a bank and get over a million dollars and buy EVERYTHING and with the remote gateway NEVER GET COUGHT...oh yea games with no challenge are fun to play...NOT

But it does have one good thing about it... it is sooooo boring it was able to cure my insomnia...

So to all you people thinking "Wow this game is cool"...your morons. do you know that bright thing outside you block with your curtain... GO SPEND SOME TIME WITH IT, and for god sake get a tan why don't ya.

But what can you expect from anything that comes out of Brittain.

End.
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Postby Rye » Sat Nov 10, 2001 6:38 am

True.. every word of it... it's all true!  Damn Brits. ITS ALL POPPYCOCK!
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Postby AHardyBoy » Sat Nov 10, 2001 8:42 am

Oh, yeah, curtain, I love you.  Lets go make fun of more people that have bad grammar.
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Postby Rookie One » Sat Nov 10, 2001 8:50 am

The day I go out and get a tan is the day Apple and Microsoft release MacOS XP, you anti-geekist son of a bitch!  
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Postby AHardyBoy » Sat Nov 10, 2001 8:55 am

Okay, so I go to an office supply store, and ask for a tan.  The guy looks at me real funny, then says, he doesn't know what I'm talking about.  "Ohh wait, I know just the thing."  Then he hands me a box of Crayola crayons, I pay and leave.  Still not understanding why I bought the box of wax, I open it, and find what you want me to have!  A TAN!!!  I found a tan!!!
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Postby Ultradeathmatcher » Sat Nov 10, 2001 9:39 am

What the hell is a tan?
UDM, UDM, Wherefore art thou?
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Postby Kadarom Douhrek » Sat Nov 10, 2001 9:40 am

Didn't you read ABoy's post.
It's a crayon.
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Postby Ultradeathmatcher » Sat Nov 10, 2001 9:47 am

Hmmmmm...when I read the thing, I assumed it was...hmmmmm...oh well...I haven't the damnest idea what it is, even after reading it 2 times, till Kadarom tells me its a crayon.
My english seems to be sucking more and more every 5 secs.
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Postby Kadarom Douhrek » Sat Nov 10, 2001 9:58 am

Ahh.
Normally a tan is a darkened skin tone aquired from time in the sun.
But it's also a light brown color.

Hence, he found "a tan" in the crayon box.:cheesy:
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Postby Ultradeathmatcher » Sat Nov 10, 2001 12:47 pm

Ahhhh, I am enlightened by thee wise ol' Kadarom, ol' mighty Kadarom, I throw myself at thy feet.
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Postby Kadarom Douhrek » Sat Nov 10, 2001 1:03 pm

No need.
Just doin my job.
Dishing out wisdom and kicking ass.:cool:
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Postby Icepick » Sat Nov 10, 2001 2:16 pm

i tried getting a tan once
nearly died from skin pealing
if you dont like the game so much (who ever your name is cus i cant remember) than dont play it, simple as that, just dont come here and complain about it
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Postby TheDeadGuy » Sat Nov 10, 2001 2:21 pm

I hear that in attempts to gain these "tans" people can be overcome by cancer.....
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Postby Icepick » Sat Nov 10, 2001 2:22 pm

another reason why people like us will outlive people like them
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Postby A » Sat Nov 10, 2001 2:42 pm

Koyomi, then play the mother****ing game without stealing money from a god damn bank you dumb s***! btw, have you seen the s*** that gets ejected from america? now that is really a whole pile of crap, and the people are even worse. to top it off you only get like a max of 3 weeks holiday per year there. and the president.... well, the less said the better lol.

(Edited by A at 1:51 pm on Nov. 10, 2001)
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