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Postby SAE » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:31 am

Quote: from Ghostalker on 12:39 pm on Aug. 6, 2003[br]
Quote: from SAE on 9:42 am on Aug. 6, 2003[br]why dose every body hate me?


Well
1) You come in and act like you own the forums, having only been here since July this year.
2) You act like a 11 year old with nothing better to do than go around and say everything's gay
3) In one of your first posts you blatently say you hate PB because he closed one of your topics (Which has been done to a lot of people, but they didn't think (correctly) that saying "PB is a twat" would gain them any favors) and that you never got your answer before the thread closed, which you did.  In case you are still a blind moron (VERY likely) the GIT was the Guild of Interesting Timewasters.


Hope that helps


1) there for every one
2) I'm 16
3) i didn't relise that PB had power, so sorry PB
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Postby tommy060289 » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:10 pm

doesn't matter if you are 59 for all we care, you still did what you did and acted like an 11 year old and you it makes no difference wether PB had power or not, you should still treat him with respect.
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Postby SSHack » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:27 pm

SAE: If you're 16 i'm Roger Moore.
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Postby Darksun » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:38 pm

Damn you! You were a terrible Bond! Well... not as bad as Lazenby
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Postby SSHack » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:43 pm

HEY! I thought i made the best bond out!
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Postby Phydaux » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:17 am

Sean Connery was the best.

Anyway this should be disscussed here: http://www.introversion.co.uk/cgi-bin/i ... &topic=007 ;)
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Postby twistedfinger » Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:13 pm

I have to agree with Phydaux, sean connery was by far the best, roger moor made me wanna puke!


yeeaassshhhhh ;)
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Postby Synetech » Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:55 am

 hehe,  I've seen that first one before so I knew what I was in for.  In fact while I waited to see it, I prepared myself and STILL it got me.  :)
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Postby Octavious » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:21 pm

Sean Connery was the best. Game systems are game systems; whatever you like; I personally like whichever the largest group of my friends are playing at the moment. Go GIT. I love you guys. Stop the violence. back to jokes:

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,974.25 in cash.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked in the box under the bed. However, today the temptation was to much and I gave in. But now I need to know, Why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"

Bill thought of a while and said, "I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but thought to herself, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess three times is not that bad considering the number of years we have been together..." They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered. "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
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Postby monsquaz_uplink » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:28 am

nope
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Postby Blasted heath » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:00 pm

I don't have a joke - I'm just posting so I can bring this post back from the depths of *shudder - a page other than page 1.
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Postby Punisher Bass » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:01 pm

I think it's time to put a leash on this monster.
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Re:

Postby juliapaulson654 » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:28 am

Game Spy wrote:A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called 'The Knob.' A small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin, forever producing the effect of a brand-new facelift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Fifteen years later, the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn "The Knob" on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. However, now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, now I have these terrible bags under my eyes and 'The Knob' won't get rid of them!" The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts. You've turned 'The Knob' too tight!" She replied,"Well, I guess that explains the goatee."
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Postby juliapaulson654 » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:29 am

Game Spy wrote:A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called 'The Knob.' A small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin, forever producing the effect of a brand-new facelift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Fifteen years later, the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn "The Knob" on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. However, now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, now I have these terrible bags under my eyes and 'The Knob' won't get rid of them!" The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts. You've turned 'The Knob' too tight!" She replied,"Well, I guess that explains the goatee."

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