so... tell us what your funniest/worst situation was?
i just tried to escape a prison, left the cell at night, the guard dragged me back and i attacked him, he cuffed me instantly and put me to solitary, after my time was up, a load of them came into solitary uncuffed me and beat me close to death..
The Funniest Situations of Prison Architect
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In escape mode, I set off a metal detector carrying a shovel and axe. A guard started chasing me so I ran to my cell, deposited my items then let him search me. My conscience was clear.
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In escape mode, I got off the bus - guard was not immediately picking me up and walked to the end of the road trying to escape - with noone bothering me..
As I had not entered prison yet I apparently could not escape (makes sense in a way) - so was waiting 1 step away from freedom until a guard decided to pick me up in the end..
As I had not entered prison yet I apparently could not escape (makes sense in a way) - so was waiting 1 step away from freedom until a guard decided to pick me up in the end..
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Jailer wrote:In escape mode, I got off the bus - guard was not immediately picking me up and walked to the end of the road trying to escape - with noone bothering me..
As I had not entered prison yet I apparently could not escape (makes sense in a way) - so was waiting 1 step away from freedom until a guard decided to pick me up in the end..
Nah it's just not possible to escape with cuffs on.
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Sleepy-time punchies...
During Sleep in escape mode if your next to someone else's bed and it's right against the wall you can 'punch' over the wall and hit the other inmate's bed. he'll wake up and go ballistic smashing his cell up and then causing mayhem throughout the prison (if he busts out of his cell). Absolutely rolled first time I tried this. (I actually didn't know it could be done) I do this now all the time. Absolutely hilarious. Makes those long Lockup and Sleep regimes at night so much more interesting...
During Sleep in escape mode if your next to someone else's bed and it's right against the wall you can 'punch' over the wall and hit the other inmate's bed. he'll wake up and go ballistic smashing his cell up and then causing mayhem throughout the prison (if he busts out of his cell). Absolutely rolled first time I tried this. (I actually didn't know it could be done) I do this now all the time. Absolutely hilarious. Makes those long Lockup and Sleep regimes at night so much more interesting...
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So I finally managed to get a gang boss into one of my prisons, and after a few days of building up the gang he wanders off to the library and grabs a book.
Taking the book next door to the common room he settles down to read. The next minute 8 top less gang members burst in to take control of the room.
Boss runs straight to the canteen, and sits down next to his lieutenant. I would not want to be him at that moment.
Taking the book next door to the common room he settles down to read. The next minute 8 top less gang members burst in to take control of the room.
Boss runs straight to the canteen, and sits down next to his lieutenant. I would not want to be him at that moment.
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Eathicus wrote:So I finally managed to get a gang boss into one of my prisons, and after a few days of building up the gang he wanders off to the library and grabs a book.
Taking the book next door to the common room he settles down to read. The next minute 8 top less gang members burst in to take control of the room.
Boss runs straight to the canteen, and sits down next to his lieutenant. I would not want to be him at that moment.
Gang members reading books is funny on it's own. Fun watching them go shirtless and make a play with a book in one hand and starring at the lieutenant. A book just takes the 'fear factor' out of gang members. I mean come on how dangerous can a guy be that reads books... Might be reading how to be better gang members? Or in the Leader's case a Gang Leadership for Dummies book?
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Darkrious1 wrote:Eathicus wrote:So I finally managed to get a gang boss into one of my prisons, and after a few days of building up the gang he wanders off to the library and grabs a book.
Taking the book next door to the common room he settles down to read. The next minute 8 top less gang members burst in to take control of the room.
Boss runs straight to the canteen, and sits down next to his lieutenant. I would not want to be him at that moment.
Gang members reading books is funny on it's own. Fun watching them go shirtless and make a play with a book in one hand and starring at the lieutenant. A book just takes the 'fear factor' out of gang members. I mean come on how dangerous can a guy be that reads books... Might be reading how to be better gang members? Or in the Leader's case a Gang Leadership for Dummies book?
Perhaps it could be a prison survival guide? Tunneling for Dummies? The Con's Cookbook? Or maybe it could be a white-collar crimes for amateurs guide?
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