Least impressive prisoner record

HerrJoebob · Postby **HerrJoebob** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:59 am

In the spirit of the Most Impressive Record thread, what's the weakest inmate you've seen? So far on my med-sec prison I've seen a few guys with <1 year sentences, but one in particular had a 1 year sentence with ~6 months already served... for joyriding. He only had one previously-served 5-year conviction for assault.

At medsec I have a troubling number of arsonists, but honestly I wonder how some of these guys even got here.

Update: The joyrider apparently mouthed off to the wrong person and was the victim of this prison's first and so far only murder.

111none · Postby **111none** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:37 pm

1 year sentance, served 11 months already
Update, he has served 1month, he is not getting released

Stashgordon36 · Postby **Stashgordon36** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:30 pm

You must be running a real country club if no one wants to leave

111none · Postby **111none** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:55 pm

Stashgordon36 wrote:You must be running a real country club if no one wants to leave

its a bug....

Causeless · Postby **Causeless** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:23 pm

111none wrote:
Stashgordon36 wrote:You must be running a real country club if no one wants to leave

its a bug....

Or an unimplemented feature...?

christopher1006 · Postby **christopher1006** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:21 am

Causeless wrote:
111none wrote:
Stashgordon36 wrote:You must be running a real country club if no one wants to leave

its a bug....

Or an unimplemented feature...?

I hope not.

Stashgordon36 · Postby **Stashgordon36** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:36 am

I know its a bug but you seriously might want to stop the 5pm hand massage hour and the 9pm double feature at the prison movie theatre if you ever want these guys to leave.

111none · Postby **111none** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:30 am

Stashgordon36 wrote:I know its a bug but you seriously might want to stop the 5pm hand massage hour and the 9pm double feature at the prison movie theatre if you ever want these guys to leave.

I dont, it is a hellhole accually, with 58 murders

NylePudding · Postby **NylePudding** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:05 pm

That would be hilarious if Prisoners who felt at home tried to stay after their sentence ended.

Ten98 · Postby **Ten98** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:08 pm

NylePudding wrote:That would be hilarious if Prisoners who felt at home tried to stay after their sentence ended.

This is actually a recognised psychological condition that affects a surprising number of long-term prisoners.

These walls are kind of funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways. (Shawshank Redemption)

They actually spend so long inside, that they start to prefer life in jail.

EightBitRanger · Postby **EightBitRanger** » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:42 pm

NylePudding wrote:That would be hilarious if Prisoners who felt at home tried to stay after their sentence ended.

(as 7 large armed guards try shoving an inmate down the hall towards the front door)

"Quit screwing around! You have to leave now!"
"Noooooooooo!!!"

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