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Name In game out?

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:21 pm
by 111none
in the Data file...
name_in_game.txt
also, I noticed a new sprite in the object.png in the bottom right



BEGIN prisoner
FirstName ""
NickName ""
LastName ""
DoB "0000.00.00"
Bio ""
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Mark"
NickName "The Morris"
LastName "Morris"
DoB "1905.08.17"
Bio "ANother ' quote ' test ' because ' I need ' to see if ' quotes work.'''''''''''''''''''"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Christoph"
NickName "Keule"
LastName "Dr. Reiss"
DoB "1971.07.06"
Bio "former Researcher in Theoret. Few- and Many-Body Nucl. Phys.: Dipl.Phys. (1997) RRGM Scattering Cals., Dr.rer.nat (2000) Skyrme HF, Cranking-Mass models & finite T BCS Cals., Post-Doc @ U.Trento, U.Vic. (BC), U.Mainz (2000-5) Photo-Meson Prod. w. LIT"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jason"
NickName "Pie"
LastName "Keen"
DoB "1988.05.13"
Bio "Jason 'Pie' Keen is serving a life sentence after brutally murdering his colleagues and customers at his place of work in December 2012."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "David"
NickName "Fishy"
LastName "Jetsam"
DoB "1986.05.05"
Bio "One of the ringleaders of an attempted Villain coup at Walt Disney World. Personally responsible for deaths of Nemo and friends. Only comment on the crime was"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Chris"
NickName ""
LastName "Carr"
DoB "1988.04.26"
Bio "Chris Carr blew up his supervisor's car for being a Grammar Nazi once too often."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Chris"
NickName ""
LastName "Hanratty"
DoB "1984.04.13"
Bio "Arrested for repeatedly demonstrating martial arts techniques on unwilling members of the public."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Peter"
NickName "verbatim"
LastName "Hugh"
DoB "1979.10.12"
Bio ""
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Idan"
NickName ""
LastName "Zeierman"
DoB "1983.05.31"
Bio "Idan Zeierman has been convicted of running a network of dock workers which facilitated illegal import of farm animals to the country."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Colin"
NickName ""
LastName "Fotheringham"
DoB "1984.01.01"
Bio "After being charged with a DUI, he proceeded to steal a pen and stab 2 prisoners, 3 officers, and the stations pet parrot."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ortwyn"
NickName "The Conductor"
LastName "Regal"
DoB "1985.05.22"
Bio "He made a tiny mistake on his railway transportation job that directly caused the death of 86 school children as well as their five teachers and two coworkers. Also five million dollars in damages, which is the main reason for his 25 year sentence."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Andrew"
NickName ""
LastName "Carne"
DoB "1986.03.15"
Bio "Andrew Carne was a quiet and clever engineer who decided to plan the perfect bank heist. It all unravelled when he tried to rob a bank at the same time as another gang."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sam"
NickName "Mas"
LastName "Norris"
DoB "1986.08.26"
Bio "This report has been marked as for the Warden's eyes only. Offences: High Tech Fraud High Tech Fraud Parole Violation Do not allow any interview with this convict; word must not get out that the Global Criminal Database may have been compromised."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Chris"
NickName "BlueScreen"
LastName "Musgrave"
DoB "1984.06.25"
Bio "A hardened Computer Hacker been hanging around on the scene since '02 before being busted in '12 and getting sent down for a stint of hard time. Parole possible in 5 years, pending good behaviour."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Leander"
NickName "Shambles"
LastName "Hambley"
DoB "1985.07.01"
Bio "Clubbed his employer to death for being continually called a shambles."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Conrad"
NickName ""
LastName "Kostecki"
DoB "1987.01.26"
Bio "Conrad was former a nuclear physicist and a member of a terrorist group called Nuclear Dawn. He was responsible for helping to kill more than half of a million people by detonating a nuclear bomb at the Red Square in Moscow."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Peter"
NickName "Zee"
LastName "the fox"
DoB "1981.02.03"
Bio "Caught hacking the RUI database."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tuomas"
NickName "Jenkki"
LastName "Karmakallio"
DoB "1975.03.13"
Bio "Cultivation of marijuana without a licence. Distribution of marijuana without a permit. Non-payment of taxes owed on proceeds from unregistered transactions."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Emirhan"
NickName "Janissary"
LastName "Yeniçeri"
DoB "1986.01.01"
Bio "Caught while hacking into the bank's network system that he is already working for. The only excuse he mentioned when caught was that he was just wondering how much the president earns monthly"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Andrew"
NickName "fraggdya"
LastName "Brown"
DoB "1978.04.02"
Bio "Andrew escaped from a maximum security stockade and survived for a while as a soldier of fortune, He was apprehended making weapons of mass destruction in Blackburn. If you can find him, and nobody else can help maybe you can hire him."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Johan"
NickName "Zarkow"
LastName "Munkestam"
DoB "1977.11.28"
Bio "Radical freedom fighter with anti-government tendencies. Was sentenced to 99 years in jail for refusing to burn his copies of forbidden books that was outlawed the year before. As a computer-wiz he will try to gain access to hardware at all times."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Michiel"
NickName ""
LastName "Stegeman"
DoB "1928.11.14"
Bio "With careful planning and perfect execution, Michiel robbed a big bank successfully and got away with a amazing million dollars and a good head start. As a dyslectic, wrote down the wrong number in the directions, which took him straight to the cops."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Kenny"
NickName ""
LastName "Tsang"
DoB "1981.09.03"
Bio "Kenny Tsang was a decorated LAPD Narcotics officer. On the 3rd of October 1999, he and a group of fellow officers known as the"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "John"
NickName "Nex"
LastName "Ferguson"
DoB "1983.07.22"
Bio "After killing the original John, John 'Nex' Ferguson hid the body and took his place. Since committing this murder at the age of 10, Nex has lived out John's life successfully for nearly 20 years. Though now caught, his real identity is not known."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Christoph"
NickName "Sicarius"
LastName "Hofmann"
DoB "1984.08.28"
Bio "Christoph Hofmann was a white games editor convicted of giving 8.5/10 to the game Duke Nukem Forever on June 10th, 2011 in Munich, Germany."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Dean"
NickName "7-Iron"
LastName "McCabe"
DoB "1967.05.25"
Bio "McCabe bludgeoned 3 fellow golfers to death after one sneezed while he was putting for the club record score. He missed, no one would own up so he killed all 3"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Doc"
NickName ""
LastName "Revolver"
DoB "1984.01.24"
Bio "He's got stalker eyes and strangler hands."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sirius"
NickName ""
LastName "Black"
DoB "1959.01.01"
Bio "Sirius Black murdered in cold blood Peter Pettigrew and betrayed the Chosen One's parents to Lord Voldemort."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tom"
NickName "Larsson"
LastName "The Fisherman"
DoB "1984.05.23"
Bio "Sentenced to life without parole, Tom earned his nickname from his method of trolling by baiting and entrapping fellow forum users."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Martin"
NickName "DevelX"
LastName "Jurča"
DoB "1987.12.15"
Bio "Put 87 people into coma by talking to them. No one knows how, but the victims include 3 judges, 27 policemen and a strawberry pie. He claims he was just bored. 5 more policemen were killed when he was asked to re-tell what he said to his victims."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Dennis"
NickName "Junior"
LastName "Wright"
DoB "1981.12.22"
Bio "Dennis was an IT guy double crossed by the cops he paid off when trying to ship 100 pounds of narcotics inside a hollowed out UPS battery. His cries of 'I had no idea that was there' fell on deaf ears. He now fixes the warden's PC on a regular basis."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Matthew"
NickName "Smeed"
LastName "Lloyd"
DoB "1984.08.11"
Bio "Matthew Lloyd was a well-known & famous computer hacker who was convicted of almost bringing down the world-wide banking system on the 1st of April, 2012."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Timi"
NickName "Tiny"
LastName "Hagelberg"
DoB "1971.07.07"
Bio "Tiny Timi is known as a strip-teasing cat-burglar, famous for his peculiar high-pitched singing voice. Other inmates regularly plead that he is kept in solitary confinement. His favorite escape method is tip-toeing thru the tulips."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Seander C."
NickName ""
LastName "Leidl"
DoB "1984.07.04"
Bio "Seander C. Leidl worked as a banker for several institutions, being able to wire a total of 10 Million Euros to his account in Monaco in only 5 years of work. When found out, he tried to flee by car, but was finally caught after misreading his map."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Conrad"
NickName "Buzz"
LastName "Banes"
DoB "1972.12.12"
Bio "Conrad Banes, aka"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Rafnar"
NickName "Raf"
LastName "Caldon"
DoB "1986.08.16"
Bio "Rafnar"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Richter"
NickName "Dewey"
LastName "McMannis"
DoB "1988.02.03"
Bio "Originally wanted for a string of petty frauds, McMannis is responsible for the murders of 7 staff and 16 patrons at the Okalumsa Municipal Library. Their corpses were found meticulously organized and shelved."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Andrew"
NickName "Riao"
LastName "Walker"
DoB "1974.03.01"
Bio "Andrew Walker thought that starting a suicide death cult would be good for a chuckle and a fun way to spend his Saturday nights. It did garner him a small fortune but a judge ruled that he was responsible for those that believed him."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Owen"
NickName "Poptart"
LastName "Johnson"
DoB "1989.03.02"
Bio "Owen Johnson was the mastermind of several money laundering operations including twinking cars between dealerships, using laundry soap as currency, and a fake republican party super PAC."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Daniel"
NickName ""
LastName "Krivda"
DoB "1989.10.09"
Bio "Daniel attempted to kill 3 of his roommates - Matej, Jaro and Martin during the night. Daniel has Bachelor's degree in Air Traffic Management and was working 2 years in IT as Windows Administrator."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Christoph"
NickName ""
LastName "Nitschke"
DoB "1985.01.13"
Bio "Investment banker, M.A. in Economics. Convicted for withholding risk information in conjunction with credit default swaps during the 2007 financial crisis."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "David"
NickName "turbor"
LastName "Heremans"
DoB "1974.09.16"
Bio "As founder of the openMSX gang he ignored the usual windows mindset and got Linux prophecy tendencies, which finally got him arrested for drive by coding. During his trail he kept maniacally repeating: '8-bits should be enough for everyone!'"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Alex"
NickName "Cato"
LastName "Villa"
DoB "1990.03.15"
Bio ""
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sammy"
NickName "Squib"
LastName "Ryan"
DoB "2012.01.01"
Bio "Sam Ryan was a swaggering old home brewing swindler who put his faith in a world that went bad (reality tv, mmorpg's), so he went bad, blood splatteringly bad…"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Nat"
NickName ""
LastName "Radband"
DoB "1986.01.01"
Bio "Nat Radband was convicted of 17 murders although claims many more. Stated during his trial that he was going for the record of most people killed with a different method each time."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "A.W."
NickName "Swixel"
LastName "Stanley"
DoB "1987.11.28"
Bio "A.W. 'Swixel' Stanley is known to repeatedly paper-cut his victims, and to use these cuts to harvest blood used in the correction of grammatical errors (as ink). He was apprehended near a science PhD candidate, and was charged with attempted murder."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Johan"
NickName "JohnHeroHD"
LastName "van Helden"
DoB "1989.10.10"
Bio "JohnHeroHD was caught hacking the CIA and FBI. He was looking for proof that alien lifeforms have been visiting earth. He was trying to make all the information public. Unfortunately, Men in Black took him in when they discovered the breach."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Mark"
NickName "Crash"
LastName "Jakubowski"
DoB "1989.01.18"
Bio "Mark 'Crash' Jakubowski was convicted of hacking the Andromeda Research Corporation's central mainframe, costing the company several million in damages."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Wolfman"
NickName ""
LastName "Rooster"
DoB "1828.02.07"
Bio "Busted for fraud while running a series of pyramid schemes. Obsessed with continuing the exponential growth of the Rooster criminal empire."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Vriska"
NickName ""
LastName "Serket"
DoB "1986.11.06"
Bio "Obsessive Girlfriend's new name is Vriska Serket. This crazy bitch took a chainsaw to her boyfriend's legs when he tried to cut it off. When she came into court, she loudly pronounced herself guilty, then tried to seduce the judge. It didn't work."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Gary"
NickName "Goatmeat"
LastName "Marshall"
DoB "1985.09.09"
Bio ""
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Christian"
NickName "TooManySecrets"
LastName "Ivicevic"
DoB "1993.11.23"
Bio "Christian 'TooManySecrets' Ivicevic was a PhD student for Computer Science in Munich, convicted of compromising several government servers after playing too much Uplink and loosing the ability to distinguish between reality and a game."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ronan"
NickName ""
LastName "Casey"
DoB "1982.04.27"
Bio "Found guilty of illegally downloading a car and pooing in a policeman's helmet."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jonathan"
NickName "Chalky"
LastName "White"
DoB "1976.01.04"
Bio "Jonathan White was a history teacher, who in a violent rampage murdered four of his students with his bare hands."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sven"
NickName "Thorwan"
LastName "Haskel"
DoB "1979.09.26"
Bio "Sven Haskel was an infamous hacker who got convicted for breaking into Andromeda Research's servers, attacking its weak point for massive damage. He got caught because he failed to use Log_Deleter properly."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Julien"
NickName "The Grinch"
LastName "Augereau"
DoB "1987.07.24"
Bio "An ordinary man who flipped out doing groceries on Saturday before Christmas. He killed 91 persons forcing kids to eat raw turkeys till they choke, locking grandmothers in freezers and impaling housewives on christmas trees..."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jamie"
NickName ""
LastName "Collins"
DoB "1990.01.03"
Bio "Jamie Collins was arrested for having fun at a Conservastive Party conference. Livid party members pouted so hard, that it triggered a silent alarm automatically. He went down spinelessly, quickly and quietly."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jari"
NickName "Boxer"
LastName "Wennemers"
DoB "1995.06.02"
Bio "Jari 'Boxer' Wennemers was a trainee who discovered an acid capable of dissolving all types of matter it came into contact with. After dissolving several rats, a computer and a motorcycle, he ended up liquefying his boss and a visiting NATO delegate."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Matt"
NickName "Darksaber"
LastName "Charlton"
DoB "1955.11.05"
Bio "Caught trying to breed a race of genetically modified tentacles in an attempt to take over the world. Has an unhealthy obsession with apples. Also, boobs."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Andrew"
NickName "Forster"
LastName "Forster"
DoB "1991.04.30"
Bio "Apprehended driving over the speed limit in a red Chevrolet Caprice convertible with a man he identified as his attorney. Police found two bags of cannabis, seventy five mescaline pellets, five sheets of LSD and various other narcotics in the trunk."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tim"
NickName ""
LastName "Schaab"
DoB "1980.01.21"
Bio "Mr. Schaab was convicted of espionage for instigating the Cobbler Incident in Madison, WI on April 8th, 2005."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sergio"
NickName ""
LastName "Styles"
DoB "1978.12.08"
Bio "A lowly engineer who was assigned to work on a space project for a large corporation. The stress drove him a bit insane, and he murdered most of his colleagues. Said they were space alien lizard men out for his brain. Insanity defense didn't hold."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Chris"
NickName "Burge"
LastName "Burgess"
DoB "1984.05.31"
Bio "Caught 'bin diving' at the back of a local strip club"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sasha"
NickName ""
LastName "Nein"
DoB "1988.04.24"
Bio "Sasha Nein was convicted of homicide after killing an elderly lady. Mr. Nein felt he was justified in the killing because"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Dennis"
NickName "Belsameth"
LastName "Drunen"
DoB "1976.10.12"
Bio "Dennis"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Azzer"
NickName "Azzer"
LastName "Cronin"
DoB "1983.02.28"
Bio "Leader of the Piscators Gang, infamous for their large scale heists, finally caught trying to steal a nuclear submarine."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jak"
NickName "Bot"
LastName "Botanius"
DoB "1981.02.10"
Bio "Jak"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Daniel"
NickName ""
LastName "Taylor"
DoB "1966.03.08"
Bio "Daniel Taylor was a chemistry teacher who was convicted for producing and distributing methamphetamine in Texas."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Stephen"
NickName "Willsy"
LastName "Williams"
DoB "1975.06.12"
Bio "Given a prison term for hacking into NASA mainframe and trying to find evidence of aliens. His inspiration came from playing Uplink too much"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Matt"
NickName "FatRat"
LastName "Clarke"
DoB "1986.03.10"
Bio "Trained an army of rodents to break into Fort Knox. Succeeded, but was arrested in the mass cheese-and-nut-purchasing scandal that followed."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Christian"
NickName "Chad"
LastName "Dudek"
DoB "1983.04.15"
Bio "Christian 'Chad' Dudek was chef de cuisine in a 5 star restaurant. He slaughtered 3 waitress with a spoon, because they were incompetent."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Istvan"
NickName "Horvath"
LastName "MURdoc"
DoB "1982.10.30"
Bio "After killing three of his coworkers in an alcoholic rage he was sent to prison for the rest of his ugly life."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Chris"
NickName "Spike"
LastName "Simcock"
DoB "1887.01.27"
Bio "'The Spike' approached and murdered a guard captain using a knife hidden up his sleeve. He was then found hiding in a nearby haystack."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Paul"
NickName "The Brick"
LastName "Bain"
DoB "1975.03.27"
Bio "Paul 'The Brick' Bain was a convicted of 47 counts of manslaughter when his world record-breaking LEGO® tower topped over into the crowd of spectators."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jackie"
NickName "Futureboy"
LastName "Brisket"
DoB "2020.09.09"
Bio "After successfully developing the time machine, Jackie Brisket returned to the year 2012 to take revenge on an old enemy of his father - Monty Moon, who was never forgiven for making 'dodgy butcher' jokes, which lead to Futureboy's father's suicide."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Magnificent"
NickName "sweet neon"
LastName "Olaf"
DoB "1977.07.07"
Bio "Magnificent Olaf, criminal mastermind/part-time magician responsible for numerous acts of terrorism and villainy with a rap sheet including: pastry theft, pet abduction, vigilante firefighting, unauthorised meat, fashion crimes, impersonating a dog."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Paul"
NickName ""
LastName "Thomas"
DoB "1979.02.16"
Bio "Paul Thomas was a celebrity journalist convicted of stalking and sexual deviancy in a public park."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "James"
NickName "Doc"
LastName "Watson"
DoB "1978.02.06"
Bio "An avid boardgamer, James 'Doc' Watson was convicted of involuntary manslaughter after he killed a friend caught cheating at 'Power Grid'."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ryan"
NickName ""
LastName "Burke"
DoB "1982.12.03"
Bio "Ryan Burke decided enough was enough at his retail job and bludgeoned 3 of his coworkers with half of a mannequin."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Phillip"
NickName ""
LastName "Vector"
DoB "1971.01.06"
Bio "Hologram. Former Head of House Octagon. Attempted takeover of Multiverse named 'Nexus'. Sneaky. Prone to take leadership of gangs and riots."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Justin"
NickName ""
LastName "Stevens"
DoB "1987.02.17"
Bio "Justin Stevens finally snapped after getting getting cut off by a careless driver. He memorized the driver's license plate, found his address, then murdered his enitre family, leaving him a note written in blood to please shoulder check in the future"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Josh"
NickName ""
LastName "Conley"
DoB "1986.02.12"
Bio "Created an explosion killing 4 bystanders by forgetting to place an airlock on his home brew glass carboy. Another batch was quickly brewed for the loss of beer. PS: May be caught making prison hooch using moldy bread and dirty socks on occasions."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Nevin"
NickName "Asterix"
LastName "King"
DoB "1985.02.15"
Bio "Nevin"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Nicholas"
NickName "Inkclaw"
LastName "Tang"
DoB "1993.06.10"
Bio "Nicholas Tang was an Asian art student undergoing study in a private art institution convicted of murdering a fellow art student by repeatedly stabbing him with a Pilot Hi-Tec C pen on the 12th of October 2012."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Joakim"
NickName "Captain Quake"
LastName "Gilje"
DoB "1982.12.02"
Bio "Joakim is a pirate captured in the Caribbean, making a fortune raiding unsuspecting cruise boat passengers thinking he was a part of a show. Rumors has it that his entire fortune lies buried in the West Indies. This serves as his retirement plan."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Charles"
NickName ""
LastName "Gaskin"
DoB "1991.03.25"
Bio "Charles Gaskin was a student of the University Of Chester, who, after the police were tipped off from his roomates, was convicted of 18 counts of conspiracy to commit public nudity, one count of bestiality and 5 counts of dwarf solicitation."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Harry"
NickName "The Chessmaster"
LastName "Tuffs"
DoB "1990.02.07"
Bio "Serial killer infamous for his elaborate chessboard murder scenes. A world chess champion since age 13, before killing people he would challenge them to a game of chess. Turned himself in after losing to his 23rd would-be victim, who he then freed."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Kirrus"
NickName ""
LastName "Senaris"
DoB "1982.03.12"
Bio "Convicted of criminal damage, following a period where he got really angry and bludgeoned computing equipment worth £2m with a keyboard. Likes sledge hammers nicked named 'clue bats'."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Robin"
NickName "Skinney"
LastName "Hansen"
DoB "1989.02.17"
Bio "Hammered his boss to death after rage-quiting the latest introversion game. He was given life. You don't stop playing introversion games."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Zadok"
NickName ""
LastName "Roth"
DoB "1920.04.15"
Bio "Zadok Roth was convicted of outright supervillainy, and is now waiting on death row to receive the exotic"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Rob"
NickName "The Beekeeper"
LastName "den Dekker"
DoB "1977.11.11"
Bio "Rob 'The Beekeeper' den Dekker was convicted for releasing killer bees through the letter boxes of his victims after they repeatedly shortened 'you are' to 'your' in their mailings to him."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Matthew"
NickName "Matt"
LastName "Grew"
DoB "1989.04.03"
Bio "Matthew"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ben"
NickName "The Wurzel"
LastName "Rogers"
DoB "1990.08.23"
Bio "Mister Rogers was a well known farmland owner, convicted of murder in the first degree. He kidnapped a rival farmer before binding his hands and feet and laying him in a field before running over him with a Combined Harvester."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Fredrick"
NickName "Flicker"
LastName "Francine"
DoB "1998.10.10"
Bio "Fredrick loves strobe lights. He loves them so much. He also loves to bludgeon people with them. He's the nicest of all the light engineers."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Steve"
NickName ""
LastName "Smith"
DoB "2001.08.14"
Bio "Steve 'Babyface' Smith was jailed for life, when he was 20 months old, for extreme loitering."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Michael"
NickName "LittleMikey"
LastName "Laws"
DoB "1988.10.15"
Bio "Arrested for protesting against new laws limiting the upload of videos of funny Cats to the Internet. The protests were peaceful, but the government was doing all it could to appease the newly legalized Dog voting population."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tomas"
NickName ""
LastName "Lopasovsky"
DoB "1982.12.27"
Bio "Tomas was a cab driver in Berlin until he went mad, stabbed a man on a dark night, took his money and dumped the body in the river of Spree."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Oli"
NickName "Chef"
LastName "Wright"
DoB "1982.04.20"
Bio "An experimental chef specialising in exotic meat dishes, Oli suffered a psychotic break and was incarcerated following an incident involving a primary school and a blender."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tommy"
NickName "Causeless"
LastName "March"
DoB "1987.07.22"
Bio "Tommy was a paid assassin. Strangely, he was caught only when police found his shoelace smuggling den which resulted in 90% of his sentence!"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Lukas"
NickName "Prezes"
LastName "Sarnowski"
DoB "1982.07.12"
Bio "Lukas Sarnowski was a security guard convicted of armed robbery and murder after killing his colleague in conjunction to a money transport."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Easter"
NickName "Zombie"
LastName "Egg"
DoB "1975.12.02"
Bio "The exact words Mr. Egg said to the arresting officer right before he was taken into custody was,"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Simon"
NickName "The Haggis"
LastName "Whittle"
DoB "1964.03.13"
Bio "Caught in a police sting-operation trying to sell a secret haggis recipe, with mysterious healing properties, onto parties unknown."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Matthew"
NickName "Gibbonius"
LastName "Rodgers"
DoB "1986.12.27"
Bio "Matthew 'Gibbonius' Rodgers was finally convicted after 15 years of running the most successful international cat smuggling operation in criminal history."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Niall"
NickName "MacGabhann"
LastName "Kasey"
DoB "1992.06.03"
Bio "Convicted of the involuntary manslaughter of 14 of his coworkers when an office prank went awry killing everyone nearby, except the target."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Nathan"
NickName ""
LastName "Troy"
DoB "1989.07.20"
Bio "Nathan was arrested for distribution of dangerous chemicals stolen from university chemistry labs."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Glenn"
NickName "G_LAN"
LastName "Hartmann"
DoB "1986.02.13"
Bio "Glenn downloaded a car."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Marcin"
NickName "MM"
LastName "M"
DoB "1975.12.19"
Bio "Sentenced to maximum security for infiltrating, exfiltrating, refiltrating and postfiltrating weaponized bagpipe schematics and violating causality."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Bjorn"
NickName "Kilt Lord"
LastName "van Rijszen"
DoB "1986.08.02"
Bio "Bjorn van Rijszen was convicted of mutilating his boss with a kilt-pin, after he did not allow Bjorn to wear a kilt at work."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Brian"
NickName "Rash"
LastName "O'Neill"
DoB "1975.10.02"
Bio "A quiet family man until one Irish winters night a discussion with a neighbour over a barking dog turned ugly. Both dog and owner were found the next day in a dismembered state. O'Neill was apprehended that morning chasing a dog through the village."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Nate"
NickName "Damien"
LastName "Buchmann"
DoB "1991.09.10"
Bio "Once a factory worker, Scott got fed up with oil prices and murdeded the local owner of a gas station"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Pete"
NickName "SupremoPete"
LastName "Kempthorne"
DoB "1984.04.09"
Bio "Pete"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Gyoudai"
NickName "Joe"
LastName "Wulfson"
DoB "1984.09.30"
Bio "Wulfson was a typical citizen until he received a copyright-infringement lawsuit notice for Mp3 downloading. After he was instructed to pay thousands in fines, he stole a bulldozer from a nearby construction site and drove it into the court house."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Carl"
NickName "Hand Eater"
LastName "Hughes"
DoB "1990.12.26"
Bio "After a 24 Hour 'Llamas with Hats' marathon, went on the rampage stabbing people 37 time s and eating their hands."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Michael"
NickName "Sero"
LastName "Sidebottom"
DoB "1991.11.14"
Bio "Michael"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "David"
NickName "42"
LastName "Bedford"
DoB "1990.02.13"
Bio "After over a year of hiding, David Bedford was tried and found guilty of the murder of the owner of a large American-based technology company. When asked why he committed the act, he laughingly replied"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Edwyn"
NickName ""
LastName "Dale"
DoB "1965.10.18"
Bio "A wealthy businessman, Dale was convicted for masterminding the smuggling of endangered species (primarily Tigers) to collectors across Europe, whilst supplying weapons to militia forces who were engaged in poaching. Also, Space Narwhals."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Rob"
NickName ""
LastName "Hamilton"
DoB "1970.09.27"
Bio "Rob Hamilton was a successful Australian landscape architect, convicted of terrorism after his extreme flatulence in the subway caused nearby patrons to pass out."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jamie"
NickName "BiosNova"
LastName "Drummond"
DoB "1989.07.22"
Bio "Hacked into NASA and tried to blow up Mars using the ISS, this failed and was caught after 2 years on the run."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Luke"
NickName ""
LastName "Daniell"
DoB "1997.12.06"
Bio "Luke Daniell was just a normal kid in England, but after the"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tommy"
NickName ""
LastName "Antonsen"
DoB "1983.12.01"
Bio "Tommy Antonsen was working as a traffic warden, when he got fed up with writing a ticket for the same guy, every day, for parking in the handicap space. He gave him what he wished for, a reason to park there, permanently."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Dean"
NickName "peppy"
LastName "Herbert"
DoB "1986.07.07"
Bio "Created an immensely popular free-to-play online rhythm game, but on entering Japan during personal travels was convicted of aiding in copyright infringement."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Dudsley"
NickName "The Devourer"
LastName "Von Childeater"
DoB "1962.08.16"
Bio "Contrary to what his name suggests, Dudsley"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Steve"
NickName "Mukatsuku"
LastName "Haigh"
DoB "1974.04.28"
Bio "Mukatsuku was a professional cheese pilferer in Newcastle, Japan, convicted of stealing various cheeses from Stilton to Casu Marzu. He was also responsible for poisoning a civilian, using a deadly mixture of Mozarella and Danish Blue."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Aidan"
NickName "Aidy"
LastName "Coxon"
DoB "1995.06.03"
Bio "Aidan is a psychopathic arsonist who sometimes causes GBH by beating people with large sticks found in parks, he says that it's"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Charlie"
NickName ""
LastName "Johnson"
DoB "1984.11.04"
Bio ""
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Alexander"
NickName "Pothead"
LastName "Johansson"
DoB "1990.11.02"
Bio "Convicted for the possession of marijuana Alexander was sentenced to 4 years in prison. While in there he went insane and was later convicted of first degree murder for the killings of 25 fellow inmates with a plastic teaspoon and a piece of paper."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Kieran"
NickName "Neokmc"
LastName "Chaplin"
DoB "1992.11.16"
Bio "Solely responsible for not one, but two massacres that the whole country was talking about. The first, a school in Southern Australia was targeted with all victims wearing pumped up kicks. The second was a Lasertag venue where people use to anger him"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Mike"
NickName ""
LastName "Stubbsy"
DoB "1958.08.15"
Bio "Mike was arrested for strangling a midget whilst dressed as the Easter bunny in 1973 at The Popes House."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Christian"
NickName ""
LastName "Kvinnesland"
DoB "1989.07.07"
Bio "Christian Kvinnesland was a promising soccer player from Skjoldastraumen, convicted of beating a referee to death after a disagreement regarding an offside decision. Turns out the decision was correct, though you'll never get Kvinnesland to admit it."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Gareth"
NickName "Dusty"
LastName "Dodds"
DoB "1980.10.30"
Bio "Former Royal Marine Commando Gareth Dodds jailed for murdering his girlfriend Karen Foreman on valentines day in Newcastle,England."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Anurag"
NickName "Rags"
LastName "Shivach"
DoB "1988.02.24"
Bio "Anurag"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Kit"
NickName ""
LastName "Entane"
DoB "1982.06.26"
Bio "Entane was a corporate infiltrator for hire which jobs included: corporate spying, industrial sabotage, theft, and selling of corporate secrets. He was finally arrested by a tip of one of his girlfriends right before his last mission."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ismael"
NickName "Faluk Ganapies"
LastName "Serrano"
DoB "1986.11.25"
Bio "Ismael Serrano was arrested after hit and kill several children during the last year Halloween to steal their goodies in Redmond, Washington."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Doc"
NickName ""
LastName "Fugue"
DoB "1949.02.13"
Bio "Doc Fugue was a psychiatrist convicted of murdering 3 of his patients in a hotel in Harrogate. He claims no memory of the events."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Fraser"
NickName "Sheepdemon"
LastName "Shepherd"
DoB "1982.07.01"
Bio "Jailed after repeated arrests for livestock rustling. Discovered to be sacrificing rams to Norse god Lofn and doing unmentionable deeds with female members of the flock."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Branden"
NickName "KHM"
LastName "Christensen"
DoB "1986.11.30"
Bio "An elite hacker whose hobby seems to have been framing people for bank robbery. His accomplices Skye and Harguan are still at large"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tom"
NickName ""
LastName "Clark"
DoB "1982.10.31"
Bio "Guilty of collusion with an international terrorist organization to engineer and distribute an apocalyptic"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Luke"
NickName ""
LastName "Orton"
DoB "1985.07.05"
Bio "Luke Orton was the singer for a well known heavy metal band. But after a failed publicity stunt he was axed from the band, and in a drug fueled rage he murdered his 3 ex band mates with his guitar in a hotel room."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jeramy"
NickName ""
LastName "Dwayne"
DoB "1993.02.26"
Bio "Jeramy hacked his way into his local bank and planted a computer virus that transferred ghost money into his accounts. He became a billionaire in a matter of weeks."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ben"
NickName ""
LastName "Vesco"
DoB "1972.12.01"
Bio "Vesco maintains he was framed for the poisonous gas attack, but a jury of his peers were convinced it was indeed he who dealt it."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sergey"
NickName "Mutant"
LastName "Kozakov"
DoB "1925.01.15"
Bio "Was sentenced to life in prison after the attempt of the government overthrow and support of the Soviet Communist party in becoming new governing body."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Lorenzo"
NickName "Godfather"
LastName "Castello"
DoB "1986.12.09"
Bio "Born to a poor family in Sicily, he was driven to crime at an early age. His mother a drunk and his father a gambler, he made a fine Don."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Guy"
NickName "I D Ten T"
LastName "Moreau"
DoB "1980.09.01"
Bio "Failed to submit required reports on time. When confronted, tried to destroy the building. Because of laziness and incompetence, it failed."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Gilles"
NickName "Kafka"
LastName "Roy"
DoB "1970.12.05"
Bio "Professor of Philosophy at Introversion Open University (IOU), convicted for his overwhelming and all-encompassing feeling of guilt."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Edwin"
NickName "The Professor"
LastName "Harris II"
DoB "1985.01.20"
Bio "A computer science professor, Edwin used research grants and university resources to create a criminal enterprise of hackers, crackers, and black hats. His countless fortune is stashed away somewhere, and he wants nothing more than to vanish with it"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Derek"
NickName "Posty"
LastName ""
DoB "1987.10.19"
Bio "A postman who went Postal, and is currently receiving treatment for Post-Traumatic Stress. His tyrannical rule of Hysteria Lane was stamped out after one busy red valentines day."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Thimo"
NickName "Spot The Hyena"
LastName "Steiner"
DoB "1993.12.13"
Bio "Thimo 'Spot The Hyena' was a well known Poker player until he lost tons of Money in Vegas. In his rage he killed 1 emplyee and 8 uninvolved."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sam"
NickName "Smalls"
LastName "Cooper"
DoB "1992.12.23"
Bio "Sam"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Blake"
NickName ""
LastName "Morrissey - Kerr"
DoB "1997.05.06"
Bio "Blake Morrissey - Kerr was a former Law Student before he was driven insane by 'Bieber Fever', this fever led him to commit the murder of Mr Bieber. Mr Morrissey - Kerr still claims it was the best decision of his life"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jeremiah"
NickName "Queue"
LastName "Quine"
DoB "1964.08.08"
Bio "Jeremiah 'Queue' Quine was responsible for the infamous 1982 hack into the NLUQO database. In the aftermath, he went underground. Quine was able to hide behind 7 proxies for years, but cyber police were eventually able to backtrace his IP."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jared"
NickName "Aurum"
LastName "Snow"
DoB "1980.06.22"
Bio "Once a banker for Bank International. He was lured into stealing the gold stored from the central vault, only to be ratted out later by the mob."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jeffrey"
NickName "Sjeff"
LastName "de Brouwer"
DoB "1987.12.10"
Bio "Jeffrey"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Rob"
NickName "CadetKeto"
LastName "Keto"
DoB "1990.08.09"
Bio "Rob Keto was in the British Army until he was accused of being too awesome. Imprisoned until the courts decide whether he is guilty or not."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Mike"
NickName "LemonSka"
LastName "Heiland"
DoB "1989.09.02"
Bio "Murdered 67 People with chopsticks."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Sineon"
NickName "Gooback"
LastName "Otiro"
DoB "2052.06.25"
Bio "Sineon was arrested after assulting several people waiting in line to vote while continuously shouting"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Frank"
NickName "Tango"
LastName "Richard"
DoB "1962.02.28"
Bio "Frank"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jonathan"
NickName ""
LastName "Grumball"
DoB "1987.10.23"
Bio "Jonathan Grumball was a teacher convicted of causing severe mental trauma to his students. Lacking the ability to recognise anguish, with intelligence to seek out mental weak points, his brutal teasing of the children in his care lead to conviction."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ando"
NickName "Sparky"
LastName "Harker"
DoB "1960.09.04"
Bio "Ando Harker was a notorious engineer-turned-thief who, on 7th July 1994 famously manipulated elevators during a staged fire alarm to transfer gold bullion to the roof of a bank where it was zip-wired to an adjacent building"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jason"
NickName "Smokey"
LastName "Powers"
DoB "1982.06.02"
Bio "Interpol finally caught up with"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Pab"
NickName "Petite Machine"
LastName "Haring"
DoB "1985.04.10"
Bio "Former lead guitarist of ‘The Smooth Suedes’, now facing death penalty for the on stage electrocution of his fellow band members."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Caj"
NickName "Moleman"
LastName "Tidemandsen"
DoB "1983.06.27"
Bio "Caj -Moleman- Tidemandsen was the criminal mastermind behind an underground -Hamster-fighting community-. Convicted for animal abuse."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ryan"
NickName "Ohmwrecker"
LastName ""
DoB "1997.08.04"
Bio "Sent back in time on Judgement day along with other Terminators, Ohmwrecker wound up getting zapped by a lightning bolt. With his memory fried, he took up an extreme interest in creating Youtube videos. http://www.youtube.com/maskedgamer"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Steven"
NickName "McMuffin"
LastName "Russell"
DoB "1981.08.20"
Bio "Serial chicken choker and Wikipedia vandal."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Patrick"
NickName "Hero"
LastName "Misale"
DoB "1991.01.16"
Bio "Patrick always wanted to be a hero so when he saw his chance he acted, unfortunately killing a Pedophile is still murder."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jörn"
NickName "Huxi"
LastName "Huxhorn"
DoB "1974.11.15"
Bio "Huxi was convicted for whistleblowing of government crimes... er... secrets to the terrorist organization FreakyLeaks. He was also suspected of thoughtcrimes but no hard evidence could be found. Deemed to be unpatriotic."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Nick"
NickName "Anthropomorphic Cabbage"
LastName "Juliano"
DoB "1987.10.07"
Bio "Also know as"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ronan"
NickName "Cacao"
LastName "Lamour"
DoB "1982.03.18"
Bio "Ronan Lamour was an henchman convicted of murdering his cat"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Adam"
NickName "Eek!"
LastName "Thomas"
DoB "1981.12.28"
Bio "Adam 'Eek!' Thomas was convicted of stalking and later kidnapping a Welsh-born BBC newsreader on April 16th 2009 in London, England, after a series of altercations regarding socks and their 'multiple uses'. He said he would do it again if necessary."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Matthew"
NickName ""
LastName "Rayner"
DoB "1991.07.31"
Bio "Matthew Rayner was a graphic designer based in Kent, UK. He spent a year searching for and killing all members of the Adobe board after InDesign crashed mid-use."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Keku"
NickName ""
LastName "Leafhill"
DoB "1969.11.11"
Bio "After a long period of heavy drinking Keku Leafhill murdered a fellow hobo after an argument over a bottle of moonshine. Leafhill insists that he was possessed at the time of the murder, and claims innocence"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Alphonse"
NickName "Broken Ankle"
LastName "Hercule"
DoB "1985.03.21"
Bio "Alphonse"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Daniel"
NickName "CmdrEdem"
LastName "Macedo"
DoB "1988.04.15"
Bio "Condemned for copyright infringement and contempt of court. No one would have said that an improper copyright infringement case would make CmdrEdem so aggressive on court, leading to his incarceration."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ian"
NickName "Fisheye"
LastName "Gray"
DoB "1969.12.05"
Bio "Ian Gray was a computer hacker convicted of intentionally hacking a protected computer and wilfully causing damage, 1987 in Chesterfield,UK"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ryan"
NickName "Exide"
LastName "Zander"
DoB "1981.05.14"
Bio ""
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Steve"
NickName "Draineh"
LastName "Drain"
DoB "1981.07.21"
Bio "Steve was sentenced after running down five members of a popular teen reality show, despite being widely acclaimed for his actions"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Thomas"
NickName "Hastrup"
LastName "Hastrup"
DoB "1979.07.28"
Bio "Rap Sheet: Bank robbery, killing two police officer in the process, violence, grand theft auto sentence: Execution"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Leslie"
NickName ""
LastName "Holdeman"
DoB "1983.07.24"
Bio "Robbed a bank with his buddy Brian. In the resulting car chase, rolled his car killing Brian and landing him a life sentence for manslaughter and robbing the bank."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Torbjørn G."
NickName "Shorthand"
LastName "Dahle"
DoB "1983.06.28"
Bio "Torbjørn G."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Thomas"
NickName ""
LastName "Cannoot"
DoB "1994.01.04"
Bio "Thomas Cannoot is a Belgian mafia boss, who was convicted for: selling illegal weapons, blackmailing the President and the murder of Tom J. and Charlie J. for a cheeseburger."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Jonathan"
NickName "Jon"
LastName "Jayet"
DoB "1987.01.07"
Bio "Wrongly accused according to his own words, he is in jail for a double murder. At trial, he said :"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Rich"
NickName "Forge"
LastName "Mingin"
DoB "1979.12.14"
Bio "Rich"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "John"
NickName "Shkaman"
LastName "Morrish"
DoB "1979.03.11"
Bio "John 'Shkaman' Morrish is a former baker who became known for his desserts that were 'To Die For'. He is been convicted of seven murders and is suspected of at least a 'Bakers' dozen more."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Tim"
NickName "Shorty"
LastName "McCauley"
DoB "1974.09.17"
Bio "Raised by wolves... eventually taken in by street thugs who used him in experiments in liquor store robbing efficiency tactics. Tim has been short most his life and eventually killed a man for calling him"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Brad"
NickName ""
LastName "Leclerc"
DoB "1982.06.26"
Bio "Brad Leclerc attempted to start world war 3 by whistling nuclear launch codes into a bus station pay-phone. Having only a quarter, and not the required $.35, the call never connected."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ivan"
NickName ""
LastName "Seivel"
DoB "1986.03.21"
Bio "Ivan Seivel is serving time for 117 counts of hot dog dine and dash, and 1 count of attempted dine and dash."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Yohann"
NickName ""
LastName "Levillain"
DoB "1990.09.28"
Bio "Yohann lived in Texas and worked in a small shop. He committed a bank robbery near to his place on June 15th 2011."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Chris"
NickName "Robbo"
LastName "Robertson"
DoB "1992.07.08"
Bio "Chris Robertson maimed 3 of his friends after a drunken game of Dungeons and Dragons. Reports says he has anger management issues."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ove"
NickName "Logical"
LastName "Ahlman"
DoB "1988.08.01"
Bio "When the professor told him that dividing by zero is strictly forbidden, Ove saw it as a joke. After the exam when the police came to get him, he still couldn't belive that having a zero denominator was actually a crime, sentenced with life."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Silpion"
NickName ""
LastName "Cardolien"
DoB "1984.01.17"
Bio "Leader of the group"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ryan"
NickName "The Philosopher"
LastName "Fellows"
DoB "1980.12.11"
Bio "Ryan"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Josh"
NickName "Rusty"
LastName "Russell"
DoB "1986.03.29"
Bio "Imbued with the spirit of liberal guilt, Russell took the concept of 'activism' a little too far. After assaulting the President with some leaked cables and a bottle of tabasco sauce, he is now a permanent guest of the state."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Mason"
NickName "Careless Owl"
LastName "Seay"
DoB "1980.10.21"
Bio "A thief believed to be responsible for many burglaries, including those of city sheriff Gorman Truart. He was found rambling about a"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Timothy"
NickName "LastRolo"
LastName "Wilson"
DoB "1989.07.24"
Bio "Timothy"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Asker"
NickName "The Chemster"
LastName "Oehlenschlager"
DoB "1995.02.04"
Bio "Asker Oehlenschlaeger was a chemistry student convicted of killing both his younger brothers with acid,by strapping them to their beds and forcing them to drink the acid, on October 23rd 2012 in a small town just outside Copenhagen."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Serge"
NickName "Fromage-Mort"
LastName "Beaumont"
DoB "1971.03.22"
Bio "Serge killed 53 people in an explosion with a specially treated cheese bomb in a upper class restaurant in Paris where he was its cheese sommelier. Asked why, he stated:"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Charles"
NickName "Iron Fist"
LastName "Duval"
DoB "1995.02.05"
Bio "Charles"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Nicolas"
NickName "Full House"
LastName "Ghislain"
DoB "1981.11.02"
Bio "In Paris, 2012, Nicolas"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Steven"
NickName "Callister"
LastName ""
DoB "1978.03.14"
Bio "Convicted for mistakenly conducting a network security audit against the CIA instead of the intended corporation. Swears he'll never mistake an ip address again."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Peter"
NickName ""
LastName "Michelsen"
DoB "1985.05.17"
Bio "A Danish immigrant and circus artist, Peter was eventually convicted for selling heroin out of his trailer on the circus grounds. At his trial he pleaded that the only thing he was ever guilty of, was spreading cheer and amazement."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Andrew"
NickName "Smooth Criminal"
LastName "Bennett"
DoB "1992.01.05"
Bio "Andrew Bennett a PhD student murdered his mentor using hadron collider after being told he couldn't use it to make smoothies."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Ilkka"
NickName ""
LastName "Kalpio"
DoB "1995.08.08"
Bio "Ilkka Kalpio was arrested after accidental bank robbery."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Mike"
NickName "Michzm"
LastName "Monroe"
DoB "1987.03.26"
Bio "The first man convicted of taking of his Ice Hockey skate off and stabbing an opposition player to death with it during a goal celebration."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Gaston"
NickName ""
LastName "Bonnaire"
DoB "1960.08.11"
Bio "Chef Bonnaire used to be known for his exquisite dishes untill he brutally bludgeoned a geust to death with a larger pepper grinder. Srieking"
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Todd"
NickName "Nabbs"
LastName "Mcnabb"
DoB "1973.10.28"
Bio "Professional Thief AKA 'Cereal Killer'. Convicted of stealing 7000 boxes of marshmallow charm cereal and burning it."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Kevin"
NickName "Bumberdere"
LastName "Pemberton"
DoB "1978.04.30"
Bio "After a successful life and career he met one Darren Evans, this person drove him crazy to the point where he went postal, destroying Macs by the dozen. He is now settled and safe, although one MLC could send him over the edge....again."
END

BEGIN prisoner
FirstName "Kenneth"
NickName "Staff Sergeant"
LastName "Thorson"
DoB "1983.07.04"
Bio "He was a decorated member of the US military before being found guilty of murder. He maintains his innocence citing archaic military rules that do not allow hands to be plac

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:43 am
by paktsardines
Asker Oehlenschlaeger was a chemistry student convicted of killing both his younger brothers with acid,by strapping them to their beds and forcing them to drink the acid, on October 23rd 2012 in a small town just outside Copenhagen


Um.... Hmm.... A little dark perhaps? Is there someone you can talk to?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:02 am
by Setari
I think he's saying he found this in the game files. He didn't make these up.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:08 am
by Azarath
I think sardine man was referring to the person that did write it, but I could be wrong.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:13 pm
by UKBenz
paktsardines wrote:
Asker Oehlenschlaeger was a chemistry student convicted of killing both his younger brothers with acid,by strapping them to their beds and forcing them to drink the acid, on October 23rd 2012 in a small town just outside Copenhagen


Um.... Hmm.... A little dark perhaps? Is there someone you can talk to?


It may be dark but what's it matter? We're building prison's here and some people get locked away for some pretty horrific things.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:03 pm
by paktsardines
I think sardine man was referring to the person that did write it, but I could be wrong.


Yes, Sardine Man was referring to the person who wrote it. It just seemed excessively dark in a list of crimes that were otherwise rather light hearted.

Anyway, to each their own.

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:50 am
by 111none
Aside from this, i have found a new charater in objects png, in the bottom right with a yellow suit....

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:56 am
by paktsardines
The rather shapely one? ;)

Also, what do you think the item at (990,890)-(1090,930) is? Looks kind of like an rj45 connector..

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:35 am
by 111none
Yes the rather shapely one xD
I DUNNO, it looks like a network connector, maybe for tv or pc ?

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:04 am
by Katalliaan
Looks more like a wall-mounted coat hook to me.

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:00 pm
by 111none
accually it does.....

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:07 pm
by 111none
look what if found...
:D
now i guess we have insights on traits

BEGIN Names
Forename Christopher
Forename John
Forename Mark
Forename Ian
Forename Tom
Forename Scott
Forename Gareth
Forename Andrew
Forename Paul
Forename Tim
Forename Warren
Forename Paul
Forename Ed
Forename Alex
Forename Dan
Forename Adam
Forename Aston
Forename Simon
Forename Paul
Forename Matt
Forename Stephen
Forename Benjamin
Forename Richard
Forename Duncan
Forename James
Forename Sean
Forename Felix
Surname Alexander
Surname Almond
Surname Ansley
Surname Ashby
Surname Austin
Surname Bailey
Surname Baker
Surname Balthazor
Surname Baly
Surname Barnard
Surname Barry
Surname Barsby
Surname Batty
Surname Beck-Slatter
Surname Beckwith
Surname Bennet
Surname Beswick
Surname Beteridge
Surname Bird
Surname Blake
Surname Bolton
Surname Boughtflower
Surname Boughton
Surname Boyer
Surname Boyes
Surname Bray
Surname Brindley
Surname Broomfield
Surname Brown
Surname Buckwell
Surname Burgess
Surname Busby
Surname Cadwallader
Surname Cadwell
Surname Cantlow
Surname Cantopher
Surname Carter
Surname Chafer
Surname Chappell
Surname Chislett-Trim
Surname Chislohm
Surname Clark
Surname Clegg
Surname Cliefe
Surname Cocks
Surname Colley
Surname Comrie
Surname Conaghan
Surname Coombs
Surname Corner
Surname Cowell
Surname Crease
Surname Creaser
Surname Crouch
Surname Curtis
Surname Darley
Surname Davies
Surname Daymond
Surname Dayner
Surname Denning
Surname Dennington
Surname Dillon
Surname Donelly
Surname Doney
Surname Doyle
Surname Dummer
Surname Eades
Surname Eaton
Surname Edwards
Surname Elison
Surname Ellison
Surname Evans
Surname Fairbairn
Surname Featherstone
Surname Findlay
Surname Fletcher
Surname Forrest
Surname France
Surname Frost
Surname Gall
Surname Gaskin
Surname Gibbs
Surname Gilmour
Surname Godwin
Surname Gordon
Surname Grant
Surname Green
Surname Griffin
Surname Gullidge
Surname Gulliford
Surname Hackett
Surname Hail
Surname Hancock
Surname Hare
Surname Harris
Surname Harvey
Surname Hawkins
Surname Headland
Surname Henderson
Surname Hey
Surname Hill
Surname Hoar
Surname Holdaway
Surname Holt
Surname Hornibrook
Surname Hornik
Surname Howell
Surname Hughes
Surname Hurdley
Surname Hurford
Surname Ingham
Surname Jackson
Surname Jay
Surname Jayant
Surname Jerrom
Surname Joines
Surname Jones
Surname Kates
Surname Keevil
Surname Kenway
Surname King
Surname Knight
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Surname Langdon
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Surname Lee
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Surname Lutheran
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Surname McEvoy
Surname Mackenzie
Surname Maconachie
Surname Malone
Surname Marples
Surname Martin
Surname Mathwani
Surname Matile
Surname Mead
Surname Merwood
Surname Miller
Surname Mitchell
Surname Moon
Surname Morgan
Surname Moss
Surname Mundy
Surname Nash
Surname Newell
Surname Nightingale
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Surname Nowell
Surname Okwechime
Surname Olberechts
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Surname Paton
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Surname Steel
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Surname Taylor
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Surname Thomson
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Surname Ward
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Surname Western
Surname White
Surname Whiteman
Surname Wilders
Surname Widley
Surname Williams
Surname Willson
Surname Winer
Surname Wood
Surname Woollven
Surname Wuyts
Surname Wyatt
Surname Young
END

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MinSentence 2
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Trait Petty
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MinSentence 5
MaxSentence 14
Risk Low
Trait Theft
Trait Vehicular
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MinSentence 4
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Trait Sexual
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:03 pm
by laser50
WHY.. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN COPY THAT?! OHMAIGAWD..

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:08 pm
by 111none
laser50 wrote:WHY.. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN COPY THAT?! OHMAIGAWD..

it povides insight on th game....

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:22 am
by Mas Tnega
Ah, biographies.txt. Nice.