A few too many "big boned" inmates?

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A few too many "big boned" inmates?

Postby Hessen » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:53 pm

Across several different games I've noticed that the majority of my prisoners seem to be of the "husky gentleman" build.

Co-incidence? Or are chubbers the majority on purpose?

And this is before I start feeding them bacon 5 times a day!
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Postby ronanc » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:55 pm

All that bacon might be good for their waistline.. put them on the Atkins diet.
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Re: A few too many "big boned" inmates?

Postby ElectricGlow » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:17 am

Hessen wrote:Or are chubbers the majority on purpose?


They're not "chubbers"! They're zaftig.
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Postby christopher1006 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:48 am

Well these are based off of American prisons, first world problems. At least they can't outrun the gaurds.
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Postby Luk3us » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:49 am

It should be dynamic, they come in fat and leave skinny and lean. I mean my prisoners only get one meal a day. ^_^
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Postby Masochist » Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:40 am

christopher1006 wrote:Well these are based off of American prisons, first world problems. At least they can't outrun the gaurds.


Pft wtf man...low blow!...oh...wait sorry never mind...America is obese as f%$@
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Re: A few too many "big boned" inmates?

Postby Jack5500 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:53 am

ElectricGlow wrote:
Hessen wrote:Or are chubbers the majority on purpose?


They're not "chubbers"! They're zaftig.

*saftig
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Postby nycerine » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:27 pm

ronanc wrote:All that bacon might be good for their waistline.. put them on the Atkins diet.

Admittedly, Prison Architect has the best bacon I've seen in a game.
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Postby Guvnor » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:02 pm

I have noticed that in a lot of the youtube videos people have posted, the prisoners are in fact fairly lean, and I have wondered if it's because of the controlled diet. They can't just grab an entire bag of Lays and just watch football all Sunday.
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Postby Hessen » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:04 pm

Guvnor wrote:I have noticed that in a lot of the youtube videos people have posted, the prisoners are in fact fairly lean, and I have wondered if it's because of the controlled diet. They can't just grab an entire bag of Lays and just watch HANDEGG all Sunday.


Fixed.
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:06 pm

Hessen wrote:
Guvnor wrote:I have noticed that in a lot of the youtube videos people have posted, the prisoners are in fact fairly lean, and I have wondered if it's because of the controlled diet. They can't just grab an entire bag of Lays and just watch football all Sunday.


Fix'd.

Fix'd.
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Postby xander » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:12 am

Ace Rimmer wrote:
Hessen wrote:
Guvnor wrote:I have noticed that in a lot of the youtube videos people have posted, the prisoners are in fact fairly lean, and I have wondered if it's because of the controlled diet. They can't just grab an entire bag of Lays and just watch football all Sunday.


Fix'd.

Fix'd.

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Postby koshensky » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:20 am

Guvnor wrote:I have noticed that in a lot of the youtube videos people have posted, the prisoners are in fact fairly lean, and I have wondered if it's because of the controlled diet. They can't just grab an entire bag of Lays and just watch football all Sunday.


If the size of Lays are anything like the size of a packet of Walker's (the same thing, except they changed their name in the US... who knows why) then you'd need a shit ton of them to sate any form of appetite.
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Postby ElectricGlow » Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:47 pm

Guvnor wrote:I have noticed that in a lot of the youtube videos people have posted, the prisoners are in fact fairly lean, and I have wondered if it's because of the controlled diet. They can't just grab an entire bag of Lays and just watch football all Sunday.


Counterpoint: the first season of "Survivor" in the US had Richard Hatch. He remained fat on a desert island with just rice.

They call those "crips" and not "chips" in the UK, right?
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Postby Collic001 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:54 pm

ElectricGlow wrote:
Guvnor wrote:I have noticed that in a lot of the youtube videos people have posted, the prisoners are in fact fairly lean, and I have wondered if it's because of the controlled diet. They can't just grab an entire bag of Lays and just watch football all Sunday.


Counterpoint: the first season of "Survivor" in the US had Richard Hatch. He remained fat on a desert island with just rice.

They call those "crips" and not "chips" in the UK, right?


To us, Crisps are what you would call potato chips. Chips would be essentially fries to an american, although to make it even more confusing, most people make the distinction between American fries and english style chips.

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