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gsuberland wrote:My first comedy bug:
One prisoner showered for 5 solid days, constantly complaining about hygiene. Other prisoners showered around him and left, but he stayed behind, constantly making a racket about being unclean. Murdered every guard I send to move or search him. Using a doctor on him didn't do anything.
Eventually he got into a fight, was knocked "unconscious" by another prisoner, and proceeded to walk to his cell. Maybe he was sleepwalking?
Anyway, he got in bed, then died.
Today's bug: Escaping prisoners run in a hilariously organised line towards the gates pic.twitter.com/OF8fTLvz
Todays bug: Riot Police come screaming down the road, sirens blazing, pull up outside the main gates, and decide to help haul some garbage
Today's bug: intro scene poignance ruined somewhat by every prisoner going to the toilet when in shot.
Today's bug: two prisoners sat down for a relaxed chat between mates, in a canteen that was heavily on fire
Today's bug: a corpse of a dead prisoner in the morgue got up and starting watching the tv I'd just installed
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