Share your personal inmate biography!

[Illanair]

Thought it would be fun to have a thread where people can share and discuss their personal inmates - not limited to those who pledged the official names (seeming as new inmates could be modded in easily later on)

Go nuts!

Here's the official temple for those who interested.

First name
Last name
Date of Birth
Rap Sheet sentence (limited to 140 characters).

Example:
First name: Stagger
Last name: Lee
Date of Birth: March 16th 1885
Rap Sheet: Lee Shelton was a black carriage driver & pimp convicted of
murdering William "Billy" Lyons on Christmas night, 1895 in St. Louis,
Missouri.

[Illanair]

Andy
McMellon
17-01-88

Convicted of several counts of haggis hurling at defenseless demonstrators during annual pro vegetarian demonstrations in 1997, England.

(It's an old Uplink/Simcity 4 inside joke - Simcity 4 had "pie throwing" as a crime, and Uplink had a criminal database where you could frame people. ^^)

[Mas Tnega]

I've been successful in stopping myself from sending this one for my Name in Game; partly because it's shameful, mostly because I want at least 80% of prisoners to have it.

Names and dates changed to protect the guilty.

First Name: Dade
Last Name: Murphy
Date of Birth: September 15th 1995.
Rapsheet: Dade Murphy was charged for two counts of High Tech Fraud in March 2010. Following a subsequent parole violation, an arrest was made and an indeterminate prison sentence was delivered.