Learn to make maps that don't look like boobies!
Also, did you know you can put team 2 officer instant units in, then edit the mission file and set their state to 1, and the waypoint coords in the same file witll be the 'go to' point?
I'd also put a script trigger in the MAP file (so non dynamic), that does an auto camera pan type thing, and then sends the player to another location. Then the script trigger there activates, rinse repeat.
That said, you'd probably want to use a none profile anyway so the missions reset so that doesn't matter
Then you'd put an AlwaysTrue event in game.txt so it went to an area on startup (you couldn't do random, sorry!)
Then you made your screensaver link to a copy of darwinia which had the prefs file set to load it on startup
And then you're away O_O








