Steve Irwin: Dead

Major Cooke · Postby **Major Cooke** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:55 pm

It's everywhere in the news that Steve Irwin died today at 11:00 a.m. GMT +6:00... Say a little prayer for him, he was a crazy but holarious croc hunter.

He was killed because he accidentally stepped on a stingray's tail, and when it lashed out in defence, it hit him right under the ribcage, next to his heart, and when he got out of the water, he keeled over and died.

RIP, Steve Irwin.

Montyphy · Postby **Montyphy** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:05 pm

You, my good sir, have either a vivid imagination or a poor source. Try the BBC News page.

On a side note, people have already come up with sick jokes, "Upon being asked what his favourite childhood cartoon was Steve Irwin said, 'Thundercats' but stated, 'Stingray will always hold a place in my heart'".

GFree · Postby **GFree** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:57 am

Montyphy wrote:On a side note, people have already come up with sick jokes, "Upon being asked what his favourite childhood cartoon was Steve Irwin said, 'Thundercats' but stated, 'Stingray will always hold a place in my heart'".

"Steve Irwin should have worn sunscreen to protect him from the harmful rays."

Disclaimer: this ain't mine. The person who made the joke got their thread locked soon after. Just noting the fact that such jokes don't take long before they surface.

alphager · Postby **alphager** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:43 am

GFree wrote:Just noting the fact that such jokes don't take long before they surface.

Of course not. Crude jokes are way to relief pain.

Montyphy · Postby **Montyphy** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:02 am

I'll remember that when you entire family have been beaten to death by Evil Ninja Badgers.

Steeds · Postby **Steeds** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:17 am

Spikey!

xander · Postby **xander** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:08 pm

Montyphy wrote:I'll remember that when you entire family have been beaten to death by Evil Ninja Badgers. :P

You know, it's sad that we live in a time when a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of ferral dogs.

xander

Babylon5 · Postby **Babylon5** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:05 pm

I will not miss Steve Irwin one bit. He was as informative as the funghi on my feet.

alphager · Postby **alphager** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:01 pm

Babylon5 wrote:I will not miss Steve Irwin one bit. He was as informative as the funghi on my feet.

It wasn't about information; it was about when that goddamn animal finally bites him.

Montyphy · Postby **Montyphy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:03 pm

He was stabbed not bitten.

alphager · Postby **alphager** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:51 pm

Montyphy wrote:He was stabbed not bitten.

Yeah, but he normally "worked" (better:annoyed) snakes and crocodiles. My whole family just watched it to see him get bitten.

Montyphy · Postby **Montyphy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:59 am

alphager wrote:
Montyphy wrote:He was stabbed not bitten.

Yeah, but he normally "worked" (better:annoyed) snakes and crocodiles. My whole family just watched it to see him get bitten.

Yeah, but he was stabbed.

alphager · Postby **alphager** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:24 am

Montyphy wrote:
alphager wrote:
Montyphy wrote:He was stabbed not bitten.

Yeah, but he normally "worked" (better:annoyed) snakes and crocodiles. My whole family just watched it to see him get bitten.

Yeah, but he was stabbed.

I know. But I watched his show to see him get bitten.

xander · Postby **xander** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:49 pm

alphager wrote:
Montyphy wrote:
alphager wrote:
Montyphy wrote:He was stabbed not bitten.

Yeah, but he normally "worked" (better:annoyed) snakes and crocodiles. My whole family just watched it to see him get bitten.

Yeah, but he was stabbed.

I know. But I watched his show to see him get bitten.

Yeah, but he was stabbed.

xander

hitm4n · Postby **hitm4n** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:07 pm

Steve Irwin was a BIG personality and was fresh and fun to see on TV. Of course everyone thought he was a bit of a nutcase, but thats what made him so watchable. I cannot recall another wildlife/conservation/croc/snake show in recent times that came even close to his shows for entertainment. RIP.

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