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Would you buy Darwinia related memrobilia?

Yes [Don't care what it is, Darwinia is teh l33t]
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No [Don't care what it is, Darwinia sux/games cool but I dont buy games related gear]
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13%
 
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Postby prophile » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:03 pm

Let's bottle the Darwinia Water!
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Postby xander » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:07 pm

Prophile wrote:Let's bottle the Darwinia Water!


Combine one part red 40 with one part yellow 5. Mix well. Dilute with water until it is the appropriate color density. Add liberal amounts of high fructose corn syrup. Throw in a tablespoon of 'electrolytes' (NaCl would be fine). Mix well. Bottle, and slap a DG label. Instant Darwinia themed sports drink, and it will look just like the oceans in the game.

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Postby Rowedekhelicon » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:42 pm

Dev wrote:What about tinting the main body of the lamp a light green and having the lil green (darker) ones inside. Much more ambient.

Mm.. I guess it's the idea of darwinians within a darwinian that I don't much care for. Personally I'd prefer to see just a simple glowing darwinian lamp. Something to attract the geeks like moths to the flame.
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Postby Dev » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:57 pm

xander wrote:
Prophile wrote:Let's bottle the Darwinia Water!


Combine one part red 40 with one part yellow 5. Mix well. Dilute with water until it is the appropriate color density. Add liberal amounts of high fructose corn syrup. Throw in a tablespoon of 'electrolytes' (NaCl would be fine). Mix well. Bottle, and slap a DG label. Instant Darwinia themed sports drink, and it will look just like the oceans in the game.

xander


WTF how do you even know that?! What possesed you to make darwinia water.
And lets be fiar its probaly not even water if you follow the analogy. Water in tron is energy or in some cases water represents ram space out of which entities are formed and exits (islands etc)

ok ill shut up
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Postby prophile » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:00 pm

Trunk port flavour crisps! Trunkitos!
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Postby xander » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:48 pm

Prophile wrote:Trunk port flavour crisps! Trunkitos!


I think we would be better off with Trunk-nuts, the doughnut that takes your taste buds to a whole new dimension.

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Postby Dev » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:01 pm

xander wrote:
Prophile wrote:Trunk port flavour crisps! Trunkitos!


I think we would be better off with Trunk-nuts, the doughnut that takes your taste buds to a whole new dimension.

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mmmm nuts
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Postby Phrage » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:43 pm

You could make an engineer shaped toilet seat
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Postby xander » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:01 pm

Phrage wrote:You could make an engineer shaped toilet seat


Gah! No! Just... No! Gah!

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Postby prophile » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:24 am

How about like a soul machine... like a box which you put in the middle of the room and projects rising (or falling) souls onto the wall...
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Postby Dev » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:39 am

Prophile wrote:How about like a soul machine... like a box which you put in the middle of the room and projects rising (or falling) souls onto the wall...

Now that...that aint a bad idea...
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Postby Phrage » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:05 pm

this has probably been said but a simple squad toy with gun and grenades, like action man but geekier.
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Postby xander » Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:00 pm

Darwinia(tm)(R) Insertion Squad(tm)(R) action figure, with laser light weapons, and real karate chop action! Says 18 different phrases! From Mattel(tm)(R)!

Contains small parts. May not be suitable for children under the age of 18. May contain trace amounts of Uranium238. Use only after consulting a certified medial proffessional. Side effects may include nausea, boils, high blood pressure, and megalomania.

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Postby Phrage » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:53 pm

^thats what I would have sed if i could be bothered :P
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Postby xander » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:17 am

Phrage wrote:^thats what I would have sed if i could be bothered :P


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