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Postby SKorpiAn » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:48 am

hi
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Postby xyzyxx » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:49 am

SKorpiAn wrote:hi
um...hi
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Postby KingOfZeal » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:04 am

xyzyxx wrote:
SKorpiAn wrote:hi
um...


the correct response is "hi"

HI!
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Postby xander » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:11 am

uh... hello? may we help you? perhaps you need directions? I would be happy to give directions. Right now, I need Mas Tnega to report to re-education for questioning the will of Friend Computer.

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Postby Luigi300 » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:40 pm

Re-education? I was told to shoot them all. Why take time away from Friend Computer's anti-Commie efforts on something like re-education?
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Postby Mas Tnega » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:57 pm

Friend Computer, I would like to report an act of blasphemy by Luigi300.
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Postby Luigi300 » Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:29 pm

Friend Computer, I would like to report an evil Commie traitor.
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Postby xander » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:02 am

Mas Tnega, in order for Luigi300 to blaspheme, he must be a member of a Religion. In order for you to know that he has blasphemed, you must have knowledge of that Religion. Religions are secret societies, and threaten the well being of our society. You will report to the re-education chamber where your brain will be removed and replaced green jell-o.

Luigi300, you have been accused of belonging to a Religion. Please explain yourself.

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Postby Luigi300 » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:11 am

I neither belong to nor have any knowledge of religions, Friend Computer.
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Postby Mas Tnega » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:35 am

Friend Computer, he is just brown nosing.
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Postby xander » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:55 am

Luigi300, as Mas Tnega has failed to report to the re-education chamber, you are authorized to kill him on sight. Please report to R&D, where you will be issued with a prototype laser pistol to aid you in your task.

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Postby Luigi300 » Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:49 am

Prototype pistol? Sounds shiny. Better get over there. *runs off toward R&D*
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Postby firemonkey » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:36 pm

hey guys....wot do u hav agenst commies? didnt they save ur asses from speaking german? [through preventing Hitler's regime, for u blabbering american idiots that have no idea what im talking bout] friend computer...take these gibbering idiots to 're-education' to be neutralised...

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Postby xander » Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:14 pm

firemonkey wrote:hey guys....wot do u hav agenst commies? didnt they save ur asses from speaking german? [through preventing Hitler's regime, for u blabbering american idiots that have no idea what im talking bout] friend computer...take these gibbering idiots to 're-education' to be neutralised...

:idea: :response//query- t3h suxx0r


Try this

firemonkey, I expect you to find your way to the re-education chamber with all possible haste. You have obviously been influenced by Commies, and are a danger to the well being of our glorious society.

Luigi30, if he does not make his way to the re-education chamber, you are authorized to terminate him.

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Postby Rkiver » Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:18 pm

I would personally think that our Friend Computer would want firemonkey terminated for serious missuse of the English language. :roll:
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