Prison TWG2: Wolves Win, Jelco Fired, NeatNit Still Shackled

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Postby Mas Tnega » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:43 pm

Damn it all - I want my low carb, vegetarian option!

*punches toilet into submission*
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Postby zjoere » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:59 pm

* laughs nervously*

Sure we can all get along? I treated you nice, right fellows? No hard feelings about days gone by?
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Postby Mas Tnega » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:38 pm

I'M HUNGRY! AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO CALL MY FAMILY SINCE I PUNCHED THE PHONE BOOTH!
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Postby koshensky » Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:57 pm

Do you think we could wait till a worker comes in to fix the Payphone that Mas broke and coat tail our way out of here?

Would they notice?
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Postby MeatNit » Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:34 am

I have to eat some steaks...

Can anyone help me hunt some cows?
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Postby Mas Tnega » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:18 am

Oh, that's it. I want you dead, jelco. WHY AREN'T YOU FIXING MY TOILET?!
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:31 am

The captives were pretty quiet after the first several hours, except for a couple of loud complainers who jumped up and down demanding things. This attracted a worker, however, he was unable to repair any items.

One of the kitchen staff dropped off the next meal, a bunch of eggs, and then scurried back to the stove. Right afterwards, a growl was heard in MeatNit's cell.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
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Postby zjoere » Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:00 am

I hope that is his stomach? Could someone else maybe check on him? I'll be right behind you!
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Postby ynbniar » Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:41 pm

Is all that shouting really necessary Mas Tnega ?
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Postby koshensky » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:21 pm

What kind of prison feeds it's inmates at 1am. This is ridiculous, I try and have a nap and now all 3 of my my eggs are cold! They didn't even make then runny.

I wonder if MeatNit found a cow... that would kind of explain the noise... Cows growl right?
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Postby Mas Tnega » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:29 pm

Cats growl. I want a pet MeatNit. No one touch my pet MeatNit. WHERE'S MY CAT
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Postby shinygerbil » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:30 pm

....*sigh*....

....Everything looks so dull and dreary.... Even eggs - one of my three favourite foods along with bacon and soup (any flavour) - taste of nothing.... WHY eggs, WHY?

....I blame Mas Tnega for upsetting the cook....

....Some of us just want to mope about in peace....
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Postby Laika » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:48 pm

You want too much snigerbyl y' know ?
I also saw how you slobbered about my cozy, comforting track suit and woolen cap made by my grandma. And now you are talking about peace, while Xocrates is lying here in pieces !

Friends, brothers and sister(s) in disaster, this man can not be trusted ! He is a liar, manipulator !
A quick death is all the ones like him may hope to deserve.
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Postby NeatNit » Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:31 pm

We should kill jelco, because Mas seems like the kind of person one does not want to go against... :roll:
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:40 pm

With 80 minutes left on the clock before lights-out, the group starts placing votes. Laika_rus slurs his vote, most likely from the expired eggs the cook served. MeatNit also goes into a crazy episode, blurting out how cows are part of a conspiracy, all started by the Illuminati. One of the prisoners from another cell block yells through the door something about killing a worker named Jelco.

All in all, it's a strange start to the furry purge of Cell Block IV.
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