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Postby DTNC Vicious » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:42 am

Well.. i have to agree Jordy you are annoying lol :P Lynch Jordy
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Postby Feud » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:44 am

Here's the thing, if Jordy will back off and not put multiple posts up like that, I'd be willing to back off. But, if you agree to it and then do it anyway, then I vote for you everytime. Period. Dot.
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Postby Phelanpt » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:58 am

I'm undecided between Feud and xander. That jordy bandwagon formed fast...
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Postby MrBunsy » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:44 am

Xarlaxas has too many Xs in his name. And at this stage that's suspicious. That and the jordy bandwagon's wheels creak.
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Postby zjoere » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:48 am

I'll put my vote on DTNC Vicious for now. A fourth vote is rather likely to run the bandwagon with jordy on it off a cliff. And while he is rather annoying at times there is no indication he is a wolf. Besides if he keeps up the annoying behavior I'm pretty sure the wolves will get rid of him.
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Postby Xarlaxas » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:15 pm

Well, apart from Jordy having said he's a wolf, whether that was in jest or not I'm taking the TSA approach to such matters. :P
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Postby zjoere » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:57 pm

Go through his luggage and fondle him?
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Postby Xarlaxas » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:05 pm

That, and assuming all jokes are the truth and, seeing as we cannot legally detain him, lynching is the next best thing!
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Postby shinygerbil » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:42 pm

zjoere's argument is rather suspicious. I can't think of a reason for the wolves to get rid of Jordy if he is causing this much disruption; better to keep him around to cause pandemonium. If he dies in the night I'll be very surprised. (If he even makes it to the night.) Oh, that and the random vote with no explanation.

Thus I say, lynch zjoere! If zjoere turns out to be a wolf, we will have much more information to go on, including his conspicuously not voting for Jordy.
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Postby Cooper42 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:42 pm

There's been some speculation as to the format of names, at least from MrBunsy.

I'm in agreement that there's little else to go on at this stage. But I still tried to be as scientific as possible. Using the most rigorous of tests.

That of scrabbles scores
(Enligh language scoring, no double or triple word or letter scores)

Thing is, both zjoere and Xarlaxas score 22. Which gets us no closer to a decision.

Nevertheless, it at least gets us scientifically closer to no decision.

(Unless the 50 point bonus for using all seven tiles counts for Xarlaxas.
But Xarlaxas would need eight tiles, thus making him a cheater and so disqualify him. It's difficult.)
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Postby microchip08 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:28 pm

Last night, I was, as usual, patrolling the town walls as is my duty. It had been an uneventful night, just like any other, until a few moments before the midnight shift change.
A blood curdling scream sounded throughout the area; I raced towards the scene as fast as I could (not easy when wearing the rather clunky ceremonial Town Watch garments). The sight that confronted me that night is something so horrible, so harrowing, that I shall remember it for as long as I live. I saw in front of me the bloodied corpse of our noble friend -- barely recognisable, I say! -- surrounded by what seemed like thousands of gleaming eyes of dark wolf-like beings...

Hidden in the bushes, I watched as each wolf took its turn ravaging the lifeless body in the centre of the clearing. As the last wolf advanced upon its spoils, I shifted my weight slightly and suddenly, to my dismay, a twig snapped under my foot. Instantly, the heads of the beasts turned in my direction, and, with a howl, they started racing towards my hiding spot.
I am ashamed to say that I did not stand and fight. I ran as fast as I could to the nearest building I could find, but it was becoming increasingly apparent that there was no way I would make it in time. Just as I had given myself up for lost, a hooded figure approached me in the darkness. I screamed for them to stay away, but they took no heed, advancing purposefully towards the wolves.

From my repeated looks back at the wolves as I ran as fast as I could towards the building, a strange thing seemed to be taking place: the stranger seemed to be talking to the creatures, and, before my eyes, they suddenly stopped chasing me and started conversing between themselves through a series of howls and barks.

Eventually, I found myself in the building I was aiming for -- it turned out to be one of xander's plane workshops. After slamming the door behind me, I peered cautiously out of the window. I could still make out every one of the wolves that terrorised me earlier, all of them watching from afar, yet making no attempt to follow me. But the mysterious Samaritan that saved my life that evening had disappeared, transforming, before my very eyes, into a shaggy canine, the largest of them all.

I know not what transpired that night between the stranger and the wolves. I can merely deduce that all are denizens of our village, and that our village is at risk whilst these human wolf monsters remain. Yet I am indebted to the human-wolf that intervened on my behalf, saving me from sharing the gruesome fate that befell our friend last night. As such, I feel that I should, in turn, grant my lupine benefactor, whomever they may be, another night of freedom before they are claimed, as is only right, by the gallows tomorrow morning.
[size=0]Maybe you should lynch me for crimes against humanity. This post is awful :D[/size]
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Postby Phelanpt » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:57 pm

From the two, I pick xander.

Edit: retracted vote.
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Postby Jordy... » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:25 pm

Am I still being lynched? And yes it was a joke, also if I were nervous like you were claiming earlier, would I speak the truth about my role?!
Cuz fuck logic
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Postby Jordy... » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:28 pm

trickser wrote:A lynch mob, just because a faceless facebook buddy lost some limbs and bowels? Maybe it was just an accident?

On the other side xander's vote for jordy has a good point. Too good for my taste, easy to hide his true nature with it.

Lynch xander!


I agree, to much thought put in that vote to not look suspicious, I'm voting anyone to prevent me from getting lynched, but if I had a choice I'd go with xander
Cuz fuck logic
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Postby microchip08 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:38 pm

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