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Postby xander » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:20 pm

bert_the_turtle wrote:On an unrelated note, where did the Ale dissapear to?

What could a Vulcan blood traitor like you possibly want with proper Romulan ale?

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Postby bert_the_turtle » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:15 pm

Confiscate it, obviously. It is outlawed Federation wide. Your quarters are considered Romulan soil, however, and if you wish, I will try to arrange for it to be transported there.

[size=0]Pansy cowardly Vulcans. Would someone else please remind xander that the post of Ambassador with the Federation is not usually given to those the Senate holds dear?[/size]
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Postby Xarlaxas » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:16 pm

But everyone knows that Romulan Ale is simply delightful, if we were to rate cultures based on their ability to provide us with brilliant drinks then the Romulans could be described as the best in the Quadrant!

Also, I'm finding ynbniar's lack of faith in me disturbing, just because I "waffled" as he so quaintly put it, I would have him know I am the picture of a perfect officer!
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Postby Phelanpt » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:27 am

Zero One: We apologize for the delay
One One: but our buffer devices were malfunctioning.

*more high pitched noises*
Zero One: Our master computer
One One: says that it is unknown
Zero One: if Aaamazzarites can make
One One: weapons the way they make
Zero One: garments and habitations.

One One: His 0 assertions
Zero One: are also not enough
One One: to analyze anyone.
Zero One: We would need
One One: to have at least 1.
Zero One: We vote
One One: RabidZombie.

Zero One: We calculate
One One: that this will
Zero One: make him generate
One One: some assertions.
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Postby DTNC Vicious » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:45 am

Everyone Vote Bert trust me on this 1
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Postby Pox » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:21 am

Wah? Hmmmn? Awakeness? Ok.

Vicious, ascummybastardsayswhat?
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Postby bert_the_turtle » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:41 pm

What is this, attempted mutiny? Though zjoere's silence could be interpreted as telling, voting Vicious is the only logical response for me.
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Postby DTNC Vicious » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:58 pm

of course it would be, because u are tying to cover up that you are a wolf
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Postby Mas Tnega » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:03 pm

Vicious is certainly excitable right now. Permission to courtmartial immediately, sir?
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Postby ynbniar » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:09 pm

Hmm...it's most unlike Lt Commander bert_the_turtle to lash out like that...I'd have expected him to come up with some logic and dig a bit deeper and find out why Ensign Vicious was acting a bit wierd...

... vote bert_the_turtle
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Postby bert_the_turtle » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:47 pm

I'm afraid I cannot provide you with any better explanation. It is only the second day and I am without allies. All I can say is that he vehemently accuses me and is wrong. There is some personal communication with him that reads very revealing to me, but it is against the philosophy of Surak to publish it.
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:02 pm

Attention all hands, this is the Captain, light's out in one hour. Curfew is still in effect.
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Postby xander » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:42 pm

As annoying as Vicious is, his stink does not even approach the stench that comes with the Vulcan every time he enters a room. I can't say that I will miss bert_the_turtle.

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Postby zjoere » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:09 pm

If vicious says bert is a rat, maybey we should put him in some concrete shoes and see how he reacts to that.
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:11 pm

Captian's log, stardate 62929.7. The security on the ship is doing a hell of a job, I've put in a recommendation for promotion for Lt. Rkiver. Unfortunately, today did not end on that high note. Another of those being detained in the holodeck was killed just before curfew. I'm not sure how they managed to overcome the Lt. Commander (bert_the_turtle), but I am sure that he will be missed ship-wide. A funeral service will be held once operations return to normal.

Engineering reported a small power surge emanating from a junction near the holodeck and there were apparent burn marks on bert_the_turtle, but once again nobody was willing to provide any information. It is my hope that this behavior does not continue and does not spread to the rest of the ship.

The reports of Borg have been proven to be false and I'm concerned we were lead to this area under false pretenses intentionally. I've informed Starfleet Command of our findings and have been ordered to set course for Earth.


It is now Night 2. Curfew is in effect and any who violate shall be throw into the brig. (i.e., don't talk)

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