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[Cyan.]

What is your registered name:

What is your complaint about Cyan:

Have you experienced post-traumatic stress:

Do you have a dick:

What would you like to see to be done with Cyan:

Do you have sleepless nights:

On a scale from 1 too 100, where would you place Cyan as an arrogant twat:

Do you masturbate while thinking of Cyan:

On a scale from 1 too 100, where would you place Cyan as being irritating:

Do you go to school:

Do you like Cyan:



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[TomCat39]

What is your registered name:

If I told you, you'd end up stalking me.

What is your complaint about Cyan:

I suppose it would be: "Immature regardless of his/her real age."

Have you experienced post-traumatic stress:

Don't Believe So.

Do you have a dick:

Now you are worrying me, going after penis' and such.....

What would you like to see to be done with Cyan:

Irrelevant being I usually just ignore the immature individuals I encounter.

Do you have sleepless nights:

Not since I quit management of immature individuals.

On a scale from 1 too 100, where would you place Cyan as an arrogant twat:

I can't answer this being that to say you are or have a twat would probably be much too generous.

Do you masturbate while thinking of Cyan:

You probably dream that I do, but alas, far from the truth.

On a scale from 1 too 100, where would you place Cyan as being irritating:

Is one low or high? If this form is any indication, the least I could say is that you lack tact.

Do you go to school:

At times.

Do you like Cyan:

Neither here, nor there. I gather your age is much less than mine so wouldn't have the experiences in life to be able to relate efficiently with me so I probably wouldn't take the time to get to know you well enough to like or dislike you.

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[coolsi]

What is "complaition" even meant to mean?

[MaximusBrood]

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[Mas Tnega]

What is your registered name:

Patient #265124

What is your complaint about Cyan:

Is playing up exactly as userbase would only see fit. Hasn't just registered under a new name and tried again.

Have you experienced post-traumatic stress:

No.

Do you have a dick:

Relationship status withheld.

What would you like to see to be done with Cyan:

A quick silent death of his reputation.

Do you have sleepless nights:

Not so often.

On a scale from 1 too 100, where would you place Cyan as an arrogant twat:

25

Do you masturbate while thinking of Cyan:

Not even in the nightmares where I am compelled to do the things that disgust me; not even my subconscious hates me that much.

On a scale from 1 too 100, where would you place Cyan as being irritating:

46

Do you go to school:

No.

Do you like Cyan:

Not so much.

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Let's not be too hasty. We might actually root out a problem here.

[Cyan.]

File Form 2

What could Cyan do for you:

Do you think Cyan can be saved from the ignoring infinity:

How old are you:

What is your sexual fetish:

What is your favourite color:

Do you like to lie on complaint forms:

Do you think NeoThermic could save you:

If you had one wish, what would be your most destructive wish you had:

Who do you think hates you the most:

Do you have pets:

Is there any truth in what you're saying:

Is there a divine intelligence, mugging you with stupid questions:


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[Mas Tnega]

What could Cyan do for you:

Stop.

Do you think Cyan can be saved from the ignoring infinity:

More ignoring infinity sounds like a plan.

How old are you:

More than you, but I'm not saying how much so.

What is your sexual fetish:

Triskelion from Metroid Prime: Hunters.

What is your favourite color:

The Norweigan Blue (deceased)

Do you like to lie on complaint forms:

Only on this page so far.

Do you think NeoThermic could save you:

NeoThermic is Jesus. Jesus saves.

If you had one wish, what would be your most destructive wish you had:

Body swapping two significantly different mutual strangers for science.

Who do you think hates you the most:

I often leave this one open to whoever proclaims it loudest.

Do you have pets:

No.

Is there any truth in what you're saying:

Definitely not with the Triskelion thing.

Is there a divine intelligence, mugging you with stupid questions:

With you only fitting the latter half of the bill, no.

[shinygerbil]

Do you have a dick:

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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