Mas Tnega wrote:Q: Why did the cat slip off the roof?
A: It lost its mu.
'S'funny, but I was always told this version:
Why did the kitten slip off the roof?
Because it only had a little mu. (Ba-dum-dum-tish)
I guess that means I have to contribute some fresh meat, so here goes:
A pirate walks into a pub - awkwardly, as he has a large steering wheel inside his piratical trousers. The barman serves him before asking him why, to which he replies "Yah! It's been drivin' me nuts for days".
Of course, if you just want poor puns, I could always mention that I used to refer to myself as the comedy cyborg - half man, half-wit.