Call to NeoThermic, broken session handling in forums

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Call to NeoThermic, broken session handling in forums

Postby jelco » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:36 am

phpBB : Critical Error

Error clearing sessions table

DEBUG MODE

SQL Error : 126 Incorrect key file for table './introversion/introversion_sessions.MYI'; try to repair it

DELETE FROM introversion_sessions WHERE session_time < 1212564838 AND session_id <> 'd838d11e0035a4f39732362e803781f0'

Line : 483
File : sessions.php


I've been getting this with about every other page I've tried to open today, I think it needs solving. :wink:

I can get past it by just pressing F5, but the next page it shows up again.

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PS: Hehe, I even got it when previewing this post. :P
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Postby Rkiver » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:41 am

I shot him a PM about it, but he's not on yet according to Gtalk. He may be connected to IRC, but I don't think he's awake yet.
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Postby Pox » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:05 am

Yup, same here.
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Postby Montyphy » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:14 am

Ja, die Foren sind kaputt. Die haben wie das seit gestern gewesen.
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Postby NeoThermic » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:15 am

Code: Select all

mysql> repair table introversion_sessions;
+------------------------------------+--------+----------+----------+
| Table                              | Op     | Msg_type | Msg_text |
+------------------------------------+--------+----------+----------+
| introversion.introversion_sessions | repair | status   | OK       |
+------------------------------------+--------+----------+----------+


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Postby vanarbulax » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:26 am

Remind me never to use online translators:

"yes, the trout are smashed. the credit how the since yesterday been."
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Postby Rkiver » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:45 am

The trout are smashed!

We have a new forum meme I think.
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Postby Montyphy » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:47 am

vanarbulax wrote:"yes, the trout are smashed. the credit how the since yesterday been."


:?

die Forellen = trout (translator most likely didn't have the word so did a nearest match)
kaputt = kaput/broken/fucked (the trout were more likely 'fucked' than 'smashed')
das Haben = credit (a bit too literal)
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Postby NeoThermic » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:48 am

Also I'm very disappointed. Where was the NeoThermic signal? I would have been here quicker if it had been used! ;)

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Postby bert_the_turtle » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:54 am

It's even more funny if you don't just use one to translate language A to B and then another one to translate it back, but if you set up a whole chain A->B->C->D->...->A and repeat it until you get a loop. May even create eternal truths that way.
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Postby vanarbulax » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:08 am

Yeah I've done the rotation of languages in dictionary.com translator. I like it best though when you go A>B>A>C>A>D>A.... It's good to start with a famous quote and then watch as it turns into gibberish or reveals a hidden message that you have way to much time on your hands.
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Postby Mas Tnega » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:56 am

bert_the_turtle wrote:It's even more funny if you don't just use one to translate language A to B and then another one to translate it back, but if you set up a whole chain A->B->C->D->...->A and repeat it until you get a loop. May even create eternal truths that way.
Damn it, why can't I find the translator that does exactly that?
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Postby jelco » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:12 pm

NeoThermic wrote:Also I'm very disappointed. Where was the NeoThermic signal? I would have been here quicker if it had been used! ;)


Well, purely by coincidence my own server was down at the moment of posting as well. So if I had linked to it you would have gotten a broken image. :wink:

And yes, we have a new forum meme. I hereby declare that "The trout are smashed!" will be the new way of saying the forums are down.

* runs away before people start accusing him of taking power *

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Postby mibias » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:17 pm

There is. w00t

Humans are monkeys deep inside

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To be of the human is deeply internal rammer to exempt the fall
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Postby Montyphy » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:26 pm

mibias wrote:There is. w00t


A whole new genre of insults has been born, you modified cat.
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