midnight radio

[EdWoodWoodWood]

its all so quiet (shh shh)
its all so still (shh shh)
as the villagers huddle all snug in their beds
while visions of rampaging werewolves dance in their heads

its time for the village ghosts to start up their chat show

special guests .. deepsmeg and ynbniar .. welcome

the first topic for tonight .. who will be eaten next?

all callers welcome .. just respect the house rule .. dead men tell no tales so no discussion of any socalled facts .. just idle speculation .. and of course the mooooooans of the departed

[ynbniar]

heh..

..I mean moooaaann

[EdWoodWoodWood]

heh..

..I mean moooaaann :!:

so you were a wolf after all .. i knew it all along ;-)

and welcome to our newest panellist mr xander

[xander]

Ah knew you was a wulf!

xander

[ynbniar]

so you were a wolf after all .. i knew it all along

Yup. Though not a very good one...

...your "deflective logic" barb struck a chord...even though I was human the last time

[Ace Rimmer]

*dials number

Yes, I think Ace Rimmer will be on the menu tonight.

*hangs up, listens for stereotypical host reaction to abrupt hang ups

[EdWoodWoodWood]

caller .. caller .. well we appear to have looooossssst that caller

but in answer to his question, between ace rimmer, xocrates, prophile, shinygerbil, rabidzombie .. the wolves will have to take their time studying the menu tonight

[shinygerbil]

*sigh* hi guys :'(

[EdWoodWoodWood]

and hello to our newest panellist shinygerbil .. though i didnt expect to be seeing you here so soon

so tell me shiny .. how was this years lynching for you .. more or less enjoyable than last time ;-)

and we are looking forward with great interest to meeting our next special guest .. having a look at the thread again the tag team are tastily sauced and high on the a la carte menu .. unless the ga manages to intervene this time ..

[Ace Rimmer]

*dials number

So, who will be eaten, I almost can't wait to find out.

Xocrates, for leading the charge against resident shinywolf?
Pox, to throw off the scent and confuse the village?
Ace Rimmer (a.k.a. me) for helping get two wolves killed?

Or perhaps, and more interesting, one of the "pack", Feud, Shwart!!, or Kunshu?

[EdWoodWoodWood]

hello caller

are you having bad dreams .. perhaps the resident ghost talk line can help you find peeaace

are you feeling guilty for trying to protect a wolf .. you had actually defended shinygerbil in almost every post you made in day 3 .. it was ultimately tripper prophile and xocrates that put the shinygerbil in pyshinygerbilre

[Ace Rimmer]

Bad dreams? Me? Only when I dream about work. I really hate that.

I guess the ghosts of yesterday have plenty more time to moan as it seems our resident wolf (pack ?) and/or special/s (?) are taking a while to do their deed.

*hangs up, hopes for some sort of parody commercial to play

[Tripper]

well dammit, /me did get tagged those damn humans are going to self destruct their asses again. Any more callers looking for advice?? I don't think we're allowed to help though ..

cheers, Tripper

[EdWoodWoodWood]

so it looks like we need to be bringing another lounge for all the panellists soon

arent there any confirmed wolves amongst our ranks who want to go and sit over there next to mr ynbniar .. i assure you he doesnt drool .. too much

or perhaps we can have a panel debate between the snackees and the lynchees

callers .. what are your questions ..

[Ace Rimmer]

*dials number

Am I on? Oh, ok. I have a question, why go after Tripper? He was suspicious in the eyes of many already, would have been lynched one way or another I'm sure.

Sorry Tripper. At least I was right about Xocrates, ynbniar, now you, and hopefully RabidZombie and martin.