It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:37 pm

> Open door
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Postby microchip08 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:07 pm

You are greeted by a loo.

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Postby LordSturm » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:20 pm

> poo
"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"
"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."
"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."
"Sure you will."
"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:30 pm

You poo, much to your relief. However, in the dim neon light you failed to notice the "out of order" sign. The odor fills the loo. The odor has a strange effect, a cursed lodestone suddenly appears in your pocket. Also, you now have wet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

You currently have:
A nauseous feeling from overwhelming odor
A wet piece of paper on your shoe
A cursed lodestone

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Postby microchip08 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:38 pm

get sense of dejá vu from cursed lodestone
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Postby wwarnick » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:20 pm

You seem to remember seeing Cursed Lodestone before...
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Postby KingAl » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:22 am

> discover Denzel Washington's secret, time travelling crime lab
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here: this is the War Room!
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Postby LordSturm » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:11 pm

You discover Denzel Washington's secret, a time travelling crime lab
You have a great deal of difficulty getting proof, so nobody believes you.
They are in the dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue...

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"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"

"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."

"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."

"Sure you will."

"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby microchip08 » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:14 pm

> await entry into grue's digestive system(s)
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Postby LordSturm » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:41 am

Using highly advanced forms of reverse psychology, you manage to trick the grue into NOT eating you... ( Lucky! )
Instead he leads you into a deep, dark hole...

It is deep, it is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue...

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"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"

"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."

"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."

"Sure you will."

"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby KingAl » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:25 am

> Man, the only way this could be more exciting is if the player character ceased to exist.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here: this is the War Room!

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Postby Mas Tnega » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:29 pm

It gets worse. You never really existed in the first place.

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Postby Xocrates » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:59 pm

> Which means that I cannot be eaten by a grue, and therefore I proceed to explore the dark looking for an exit while not needing to care about grues.
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Postby xander » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:11 pm

You are eaten by a grue.

[R]estart or [Q]uit?

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Postby Ace Rimmer » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:18 pm

> Restart
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...

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