It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Xocrates]

>Poke Tom cruise with straightened paperclip

[Pox]

The Tom Cruise is uneffected by your valiant attempt.

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[Ace Rimmer]

> Summon paparazzi horde with cursed lodestone.

[vanarbulax]

> Invent a new and convoluted religion around the holy loadstone and an attempt to convince Tom Cruise to join as a servant to your every whim.

[edit] Damn someone posted just before me, I guess they get the turn

[Pox]

> Summon paparazzi horde with cursed lodestone.

You wave the cursed lodestone while chanting snatches of Dire Straits. The accursed lodestone which is cursed and hath an accursed curse upon it accursedly refused to do your bidding, and instead turned all the lights off.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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[vanarbulax]

> Beg John Travolta clone with bad dreadlocks to attempt to imitate his original self and turn the dark grue infest area into "groovy" disco paradise with lots of bright lights and disco balls.

[microchip08]

BEG Unrecognized Command

This is Introversion Forums - we do not beg!... do we?

What would you like to do?

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[bert_the_turtle]

Since your question is so specific, I would like to whack microchip08 over the head with the cursed lodestone. However, that is not going to help, so instead, I shall

> cut open the late John Travolta and build an improvised battery with the straightened paperclip as an electrode and his stomach acid as the electrolyte

[Mas Tnega]

Your amorality is astounding, as is your newfound surgical skill.

The floor begins to feel wet in an uncomfortable way.

It is dark, you are most likely to be eaten by the late John Travolta's stomach acid.

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[wwarnick]

> Attack John Travolta's Stomach Acid with Straightened Paperclip


wwarnick

[Pox]

That paperclip was providing power from the John Travolta battery! But if you insist:

You make an enviable attempt to thwart John Travolta's Stomach Acid, but succeed in nothing but getting your paperclip eaten.

You have:
A lamp (no batteries)
A cursed lodestone

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[KingAl]

> Feed cursed lodestone to John Travolta's stomach

[Mas Tnega]

John Travolta's stomach objects to eating other people's cursed lodestones while the owners are still holding them. Not holding it becomes more difficult to achieve, as does not having your hand fully protect the lodestone while introducing it to the stomach.

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[Pox]

> xyzzy

[vanarbulax]

Nothing happens

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