It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Ace Rimmer · Postby **Ace Rimmer** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:57 pm

You fumble around passing your hand on the wall next to you searching for a light switch. You find one, only to discover that it does not work and in doing so, you agitate the recluse spider making its home on the switch. It bites you several times. It is still dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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microchip08 · Postby **microchip08** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:00 pm

> die, then enter the tunnel of light, thus defeating the darkness (and therefore the grues)

Montyphy · Postby **Montyphy** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:11 pm

microchip08 dies a slow horrible death. The world is now at peace and everyone is happy. Hoo-fucking-ray. However, everyone who isn't microchip08 is still likely to be eaten by a grue, but at least you are happy.

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BrianBlessed · Postby **BrianBlessed** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:31 pm

A neon light flickers on, illuminating a door, it exclaims W.C. You stand up and approach the door, you are likely to be greeted by a loo.

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Ace Rimmer · Postby **Ace Rimmer** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:37 pm

> Open door

microchip08 · Postby **microchip08** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:07 pm

You are greeted by a loo.

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LordSturm · Postby **LordSturm** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:20 pm

> poo

Ace Rimmer · Postby **Ace Rimmer** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:30 pm

You poo, much to your relief. However, in the dim neon light you failed to notice the "out of order" sign. The odor fills the loo. The odor has a strange effect, a cursed lodestone suddenly appears in your pocket. Also, you now have wet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

You currently have:
A nauseous feeling from overwhelming odor
A wet piece of paper on your shoe
A cursed lodestone

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microchip08 · Postby **microchip08** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:38 pm

get sense of dejá vu from cursed lodestone

wwarnick · Postby **wwarnick** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:20 pm

You seem to remember seeing Cursed Lodestone before...
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KingAl · Postby **KingAl** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:22 am

> discover Denzel Washington's secret, time travelling crime lab

LordSturm · Postby **LordSturm** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:11 pm

You discover Denzel Washington's secret, a time travelling crime lab
You have a great deal of difficulty getting proof, so nobody believes you.
They are in the dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue...

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microchip08 · Postby **microchip08** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:14 pm

> await entry into grue's digestive system(s)

LordSturm · Postby **LordSturm** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:41 am

Using highly advanced forms of reverse psychology, you manage to trick the grue into NOT eating you... ( Lucky! )
Instead he leads you into a deep, dark hole...

It is deep, it is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue...

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KingAl · Postby **KingAl** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:25 am

> Man, the only way this could be more exciting is if the player character ceased to exist.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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