It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Stewsburntmonkey · Postby **Stewsburntmonkey** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:17 am

> what is a grue?

vanarbulax · Postby **vanarbulax** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:59 am

> Look around

(For those who do not know what a grue is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grue_%28monster%29)

Feud · Postby **Feud** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:28 am

It used to be that I couldn't stand those things, but they Grue on me.

Pox · Postby **Pox** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:54 am

> d
> w
> take sword
> stab annoying narrator with sword

Mas Tnega · Postby **Mas Tnega** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:42 pm

> Forward
> Eat super pill
> Go Super Saiyan IV
> Backward
> Forward
> Forward
> Forward
> Kame hame ha ghost
> Forward
> Forward
> Eat pill
> Forward
> Eat pill
> Forward
> Eat pill

Pox · Postby **Pox** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:48 pm

You'll need at least 9000 points first.

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shinygerbil · Postby **shinygerbil** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:49 pm

>Wonder why nobody is doing it properly, unlike this.

KingAl · Postby **KingAl** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:18 pm

The sky splits open, torn asunder with incalculable force. Martha Stewart descends from the heavens on her blazing steed, scimitar held aloft. "Why," she booms in a heavy baritone, "my absence alone is enough to doom your petty quest! Here," she pauses, "Try some of my Apple Pie. It's kosher," she assures you, plate proffered ominously.

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Xocrates · Postby **Xocrates** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:00 pm

>tap two Swamps. Cast Dash Hopes targetting Apple Pie.

xander · Postby **xander** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:01 pm

> examine Apple Pie

bert_the_turtle · Postby **bert_the_turtle** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:52 pm

> eat note

microchip08 · Postby **microchip08** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:51 pm

COMMAND UNRECOGNIZED

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> What is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

zjoere · Postby **zjoere** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:39 pm

> Turn on the lights

microchip08 · Postby **microchip08** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:02 pm

You turn on the lights.

As you flick the lightswitch, a Grue sneaks up behind you, and you are eaten.

***YOU ARE DEAD***

Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT?

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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