It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby Mas Tnega » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:29 pm

It gets worse. You never really existed in the first place.

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Postby Xocrates » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:59 pm

> Which means that I cannot be eaten by a grue, and therefore I proceed to explore the dark looking for an exit while not needing to care about grues.
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Postby xander » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:11 pm

You are eaten by a grue.

[R]estart or [Q]uit?

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Postby Ace Rimmer » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:18 pm

> Restart
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
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Postby BrianBlessed » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:24 pm

Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue.
Guru Meditation #00000004.0000AAC0


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Postby Ace Rimmer » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:32 pm

> stare at monitor connected only to HP PC in utter disbelief, while having a strange sense of Déjà vu.
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Postby LordSturm » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:20 am

You remember last time you had this problem, the PC technician who fixed the problem had muttered something under his breath "F*$%n Windows..."
You decide to reformat and install a distribution of Linux... You pick UBUNTU. It installs correctly, and you boot it up to the desktop;
You stare at the default theme, it is brown, it is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue...

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"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"
"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."
"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."
"Sure you will."
"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby Pox » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:32 am

> remove god-awful Human colorscheme
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Postby shinygerbil » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:54 am

You do so, but can't seem to find how to change the horrible GDM screen.

It begins driving you insane.

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Postby Pox » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:19 am

> Smack GDM and shinygerbil and install KDE
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Postby microchip08 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:13 pm

>necro thread_
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Postby Xocrates » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:12 am

Brraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnssss....

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Postby sfericz » Sun May 01, 2011 11:35 pm

I would just like to bump this to pay my respects to old text gaming and to say Treyarc put Zork in their semi-new game Blackops as an Easter Egg. I'm lost in the woods west of the White House right now. But plan on getting down and dirty on it soon.

Sorry for the bump, but I had too. :)
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Tue May 03, 2011 7:07 pm

> eat brains, get enlightend

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