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Postby Darksun » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:41 pm

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Darksun wrote:Yeah, but everyone knows that the games run better and are more fun on Windows! Plus you can use both hands because you don't need to give handjobs to Steve Jobs while playing

...heh, Steve Handjobs... didn't notice that till I typed it


I'd rather give Steve Jobs a handjob than pay hundreds of bucks for a shitty OS ;)


Yeah, but Mac OSX costs hundreds aswell, plus you need branded hardware. Windows will run on generic hardware provided it's x86, Linux will run on almost any workstation. BSD runs on a toaster!
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Postby xander » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:03 pm

Jebus, people. Enough. This horse is dead. It was beaten to death many years ago, resurrected, then beaten to death again. All Mac users are pretentious bastards who like to felate Steve Jobs. *whack* All Windows users are moronic drones who don't know any better. *bam* Linux users are all elitest nerds with no sex life. *slap* This horse won't ride again.

There are reasons that different people like different OSes. For crying out loud, the "cupholder" picure that I posted happens to be a Mac because that was the first good image I could find with an open CD drive. It wasn't meant to start flame war. Jebus... relax.

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Postby Babylon5 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:09 pm

That was a flame war?
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Postby trickfred » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:16 pm

xander's got his panties in a bunch again... Must be Thursday. :D
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Postby Babylon5 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:19 pm

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Postby Darksun » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:58 pm

xander wrote:Jebus, people. Enough. This horse is dead. It was beaten to death many years ago, resurrected, then beaten to death again. All Mac users are pretentious bastards who like to felate Steve Jobs. *whack* All Windows users are moronic drones who don't know any better. *bam* Linux users are all elitest nerds with no sex life. *slap* This horse won't ride again.


You missed out BSD users! And OS/2 users!
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Postby Stewsburntmonkey » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:04 pm

BSD users are just like Linux users except more so, unless of course they are Mac users in which case the Mac stereotype applies. OS/2 users just need to get over it.
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Postby Darksun » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:38 pm

What about LMOS users?
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Postby NeoThermic » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:47 pm

Or (*checks last months stats*) the Sun Solaris, HP UX, CPM or OSF UNIX users?

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Postby Montyphy » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:48 pm

What about DOS users etc, etc, etc?
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Postby Stewsburntmonkey » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:21 pm

LMOS are generally a sick lot and should be considered armed and dangerous as they generally carry goatse and tubgirl pictures. Shooting on sight is advisable.

Sun Solaris, HP UX, or OSF UNIX people fall into the general Unix stereotype with subtle difference between the various groups. Solaris people are stuck on some aweful corperate or institutional network doing some very boring work. OSF people need to get some new hardware and get with the times. HP UX users are probably working on some pretty cool computers doing some pretty interesting work.

CP/M folks are mostly full of crap, but if legit are hardcore yet useless computer users. The same goes for DOS users (full DOS, not Windows command prompt) to a lesser degree. :)
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Postby Babylon5 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:27 pm

Stewsburntmonkey wrote:LMOS are generally a sick lot and should be considered armed and dangerous as they generally carry goatse and tubgirl pictures. Shooting on sight is advisable.

Sun Solaris, HP UX, or OSF UNIX people fall into the general Unix stereotype with subtle difference between the various groups. Solaris people are stuck on some aweful corperate or institutional network doing some very boring work. OSF people need to get some new hardware and get with the times. HP UX users are probably working on some pretty cool computers doing some pretty interesting work.

CP/M folks are mostly full of crap, but if legit are hardcore yet useless computer users. The same goes for DOS users (full DOS, not Windows command prompt) to a lesser degree. :)

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Postby NeoThermic » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:11 pm

How about StewsburntmonkeyOS users?

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Postby Stewsburntmonkey » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:37 pm

NeoThermic wrote:How about StewsburntmonkeyOS users?

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They just need to send me a copy! I'm actually doing some Linux kernel hacking at the moment, so we may have a StewsburntmonkeyOS by the time I'm through (though it will be pretty useless). :)
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Postby Babylon5 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:36 pm

Stewsburntmonkey wrote:
NeoThermic wrote:How about StewsburntmonkeyOS users?

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They just need to send me a copy! I'm actually doing some Linux kernel hacking at the moment, so we may have a StewsburntmonkeyOS by the time I'm through (though it will be pretty useless). :)


I'll give it a try :p
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