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Postby Luigi300 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:38 pm

TimTim wrote:Where is Jack Bauer when you need him?


Off with Chuck Norris in San Francisco.
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Postby Babylon5 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:10 pm

What/who the hell is Chuck Norris?! I was away a weekend there, and come back to t'internet filled with Chuck bloody Norris!
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Postby ScareyedHawk » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:31 pm

Babylon5 wrote:What/who the hell is Chuck Norris?! I was away a weekend there, and come back to t'internet filled with Chuck bloody Norris!



One might say you have been gone for way longer than that, if you do not know who Chuck Norris is.
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Postby Darksun » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:19 pm

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Postby Babylon5 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:12 pm

Oh right.

But why has he suddenly become so amazingly popular on t'internet? I see on his website that he has become popular, but it doesnt say why.
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Postby Mas Tnega » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:57 pm

Violence is the answer. Chuck Norris is violence.
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Postby Rkiver » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:20 am

In the same vein that Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, but horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn't violence, violence is Chuck Norris. (And that makes horrible grammatical nonsense.)
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Postby Darksun » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:06 pm

Mas Tnega wrote:Violence is the answer. Chuck Norris is violence.


Sounds like my philosophy assignment on logic

Violence is the answer
Chuck Norris is Violence
Therefore, Chuck Norris is the answer

Buggered if I know what the question is though
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Postby Stewsburntmonkey » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:32 pm

42? ;)
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Postby ScareyedHawk » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:41 pm

Stewsburntmonkey wrote:42? ;)



42 is not a question.
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Postby xyzyxx » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:49 pm

ScareyedHawk wrote:
Stewsburntmonkey wrote:42?



42 is not a question.
It is, when there's a question mark after it.
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Postby Stewsburntmonkey » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:21 pm

ScareyedHawk wrote:
Stewsburntmonkey wrote:42? ;)



42 is not a question.


How do you know?

If 42 is the answer and the question is what is the question, then 42 must be a question!
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Postby xander » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:40 pm

Stewsburntmonkey wrote:
ScareyedHawk wrote:
Stewsburntmonkey wrote:42? ;)



42 is not a question.


How do you know?

If 42 is the answer and the question is what is the question, then 42 must be a question!

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Postby martin » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:45 pm

actually you know the hitchhikers guide sayd that the ultimate question (with the ultimate answer of 42) is:

what do you get is you multiply nine by five
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Postby xander » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:17 am

martin wrote:actually you know the hitchhikers guide sayd that the ultimate question (with the ultimate answer of 42) is:

what do you get is you multiply nine by five


Yes, but that question was obtained before the program had run its course. It is likely to be wrong, as evidenced by the fact that 9*5=45, not 42.

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