Introducing James our newest freelance staff member

Byron · Postby **Byron** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:18 pm

Chris on entering the IV offices this morning:

'I learned from the forums yesterday that we had a new employee and he's from the community'

Seems we had forgotten to tell him about James

Xarlaxas · Postby **Xarlaxas** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:27 pm

Yay, congrats to Vibs!

One has to worry when you find out news about your company from the forums before the other staff. ;-;

Is Chris being kept out of the loop now eh?

Byron · Postby **Byron** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:46 pm

Well, we only let him out of the locked cellar every now and then for sunlight, a decent meal and some interweb access. Subversion has to be finished somehow!

Xarlaxas · Postby **Xarlaxas** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:49 pm

If you drill some small holes in the cellar you can get some light in there without having to let him out, improves efficiency and gets rid of those pesky human rights lawyers.

Byron · Postby **Byron** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:52 pm

Xarlaxas wrote:If you drill some small holes in the cellar you can get some light in there without having to let him out, improves efficiency and gets rid of those pesky human rights lawyers.

You aren't Mark in disguise are you?

:shock:

Xarlaxas · Postby **Xarlaxas** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:28 pm

Not the last time I checked..... <.< >.>

Also: give him an IV of required nutrients and water then you won't even need to take him out for meals!

waterproofbob · Postby **waterproofbob** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:04 pm

Coolio, I look forward to getting all green eyed when I womble over to Vibs' tomorrow.

jelco wrote:
RabidZombie wrote:Wait, who's James?

Uh, I thought it was pretty clear...

Hehe. So anyway vibs, how about you just reconstruct your Foamwinian tower? I'm pretty sure there's loads of them over at HQ.

Jelco

I take issue with the your Foamwinian tower in there. It was my adolescent obsession with staking everything I see (damn you tetris addiction).

NukeLord · Postby **NukeLord** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:23 pm

Congratulations vibroaxe! And IV!

Before I saw the pic full size, I too was hoping you'd employed a cardboard darwinian robot. Hmm, perhaps the robot is there to replace Chris?

MaximusBrood · Postby **MaximusBrood** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:19 pm

Xarlaxas wrote:[..] give him an IV [..]

This statement is somewhat ambiguous.

Xarlaxas · Postby **Xarlaxas** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:16 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intravenous_therapy Foolish Brood!

Xocrates · Postby **Xocrates** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:18 pm

Congrats James, aka vibroaxe!

MarvintheParanoidAndroid · Postby **MarvintheParanoidAndroid** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:04 pm

jelco wrote:Ash even immoralized it.

What were you doing with those Foamwinians? :shock:

prophile · Postby **prophile** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:26 pm

You meant demoralised, right?

MaximusBrood · Postby **MaximusBrood** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:52 pm

Xarlaxas wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intravenous_therapy Foolish Brood!

Well, he could've been given an Introversion xD

Major Cooke · Postby **Major Cooke** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:28 am

jelco wrote:
waterproofbob wrote:I take issue with the your Foamwinian tower in there. It was my adolescent obsession with staking everything I see (damn you tetris addiction).

Oh hey there. I remembered you, but I wasn't aware you browsed these forums. But yeah, no-one will prove you wrong on that part, Ash even immortalized it.

(Extreme left.)

And in case you're wondering, I'm the long-haired metalhead who you met in the Hamster earlier that day.

Jelco

BAAAAHHAAAHHAHHAHAHA!!! The guy on the right looks like Jamie Foxx from Mythbusters. EPIC WIN!

And if those were real multiwinians, they'd spazz out and blow a hole in your floor right then and there. Ticking time bomb, jolly ol' chap!

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