Prophile wrote:You think I'd want to spend the rest of my life with one of Dr4g0n's kidneys? No-thank-you.
Haven't you ever heard of not blaming the kidney for the sins of the father?
(My God, my puns get worse by the second!
do you know how hard this develpoer hav had to get this game a publisher in the first place??? do them a favor and support small undependent game developers by buying the game instead.... i mean plz, there is a limit to what you can download whith a good conscience...
Enjoying it so much I've bought it.
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STANDARD IDIOT REPLY FORM
From: Luigi30
To: Dr4g0n
Date: 9/10/05
[x]Cannot read
[ ]Are quadriplegic
[X]Have fewer than 5 brain cells
[X]Cannot count to 5
[X]Have a stick up your ass
[ ]Want a stick up your ass
[X]Sniff glue
[X]Suffer from Dumbass Arrogant Ignorance Disease
[ ]All of the above
[X]Most of the above, excluding all of the above
Please simply refrain from posting -- ever again. Thank you for your time.
You are a(n): (check all that apply)
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[X] Lamer
[X] Flamer
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displayed on a monitor
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[ ] A rant about how conservatives are fascist
[X] A post which hurt my brain to read
[ ] A post which is composed of binary
[ ] A post composed completely of hex
[X] More bullshit
[ ] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
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[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, but it was also done better the last time
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[ ] You threatened to bend other people's Wookiees
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[ ] You are Ghyslain -- the Star Wars kid
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[ ] You said that missiles crashed into the World Trade Center
[ ] You wish you were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
[X] You have the intelligence of an Oscar Meyer Weiner
[X] You wish you had a wiener
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
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[X] You are a freaking loser, or, a fre-loser
[ ] You wanted to spank the monkey
[ ] You did spank the monkey
[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are
being flamed on general principles
It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you don't have medicine, get some.
[X] Find a rope and hang yourself
OR
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
OR
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the Stickies
[X] Lay off the glue sniffing
[X] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] You need booze!
[ ] *boink*
[X] I hate you
[X] Your parents hate you
[X] My neighbor hates you
[X] My neighbor's pet hates you
[ ] I bent my Wookie!
[X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[x] You are so clueless that I wish I hadn't filled in this form.
[x] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.


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