Epic Navybattle: The Shitstorm (Why vs The StiffMeister)

[Forrest Krunk]

bronze my turds.

I had MY turd's bronzed at Tiffany's and I highly recomend them to anyone who might want to...

[Why?]

- As I recall I won that game with panzer and a 'poor' defence, humour me and explain to me why? shouldn't I use it?
- so yeah a tank eh pretty cool, might come in handy ... when eh.. when?
- Who is White Rabbit and what has he got to do with it?

eh? eh? eh? Sounds like a Canadian to me. Not a German.

I played with a guy named Legion, AKA White Rabbit, who was from the Vancouver area. He had the same two strategies that you have... He also just happened to have the same OUTRAGEOUS number of 2v2 ladder games... AND the same 50/50 record.

Weibchen, Ich spreche Deutsch besser als Sie.

[sfericz]

You'll never stop me from running my mouth. You should know this by now. I'm here to be competitive and entertaining. I'm not here to make pen pals. Try not to take me too seriously. (i kin typ lik dis if it hulps.)

Ha! Again with the big head, I'm not trying to stop you. No one can stop drunken rants from self absorbed people You use to be humble and likable, what changed that?

I can't even play a friendly game without 4 spectators trying to figure me out. I'm just gonna stop playing friendly games with this key, so you people don't bronze my turds.

God, it must be tough with the paparazzi's following you around. Go buy a bat...

[Mrmot]

It's these types of comments that prompted my response. It's funny to me cause I didn't try. I joined thinking I was gonna play Julian in a relaxed match, but everyone wanted to see me play Stiff. They wanted the WarCup match, but I didn't give it to them.

I can't even play a friendly game without 4 spectators trying to figure me out. I'm just gonna stop playing friendly games with this key, so you people don't bronze my turds.

Do not take it hard my friend. Just recognize stiff was better then you that game and made some moves what for we all like this game. Destroying your fleet, nuking rest of it with subs, sneaking subs under your carriers to get at north was just a masterpiece. And the game is great just because hi did it to well ranked player, not to a noob.

[Why?]

Ha! Again with the big head, I'm not trying to stop you. No one can stop drunken rants from self absorbed people You use to be humble and likable, what changed that? God, it must be tough with the paparazzi's following you around. Go buy a bat...

I was never all that humble and I haven't changed much. Only your perception of me has, and I could not care less. We've always been on different pages, because this is all just a game to me. I'm not interested in telling you my life story, and sending pictures of the kids. I'm not striving to be a pillar of this 'community'. I'm trolling this place for fun and sport. I haven't truly hurt anyone's feelings. They're all capable adults, who can choose to ignore it or play along.

I'm just putting on a show. Sometimes you laugh; sometimes you cry. Either way, you love it. For one reason or another, you enjoy it. If you don't, stop choosing to read what I type. It's really that simple.

Do not take it hard my friend. Just recognize stiff was better then you that game and made some moves what for we all like this game. Destroying your fleet, nuking rest of it with subs, sneaking subs under your carriers to get at north was just a masterpiece. And the game is great just because hi did it to well ranked player, not to a noob.

Yes, Stiff got the better of me when I was tired and intoxicated. You'll remember, before our Warcup match, that you beat me as well... Just know that when the game really means something, I come prepared, and play a bit differently.

I'm glad you all enjoyed the show. Stay tuned for the WarCup match! It will be even better!

[sfericz]

Now you see how much more structured and less dick like your post are off the boozes?

I could almost map out with your posts how you have changed, but like you said and I agree, I could not care less. I'm just putting a mirror in front of your face son, don't look to hard you'll go blind.

[Why?]

Oh wow! Is this an intervention!?!? Thanks sfericz! You really opened my eyes!

I had no idea that I was getting drunk and and chatting shit online. I just black out and wake up wondering why my fingers are so tired. Oh the shame!

Thanks sfericz, for risking your life, day in and day out, to protect this community. I really can't thank you enough. Everybody, give him a round of applause!

[Ace Rimmer]

/me applauds

[trickser]

Irony wars! Lets add a suptle thrill and inlude the submessage, that we dont think it actually works on forums, but in a ironic way.

Like:

Oh really?

[sfericz]

Oh wow! Is this an intervention!?!? Thanks sfericz! You really opened my eyes!

I had no idea that I was getting drunk and and chatting shit online. I just black out and wake up wondering why my fingers are so tired. Oh the shame!

Thanks sfericz, for risking your life, day in and day out, to protect this community. I really can't thank you enough. Everybody, give him a round of applause!

You welcome Why?! It's about time you see the light little man. Now its time to assign your medications , come see the good ole doctor and let me fill your void.

Oh and I could give a crap less about the community, its just you I like to push de buttons on.

[Why?]

Go push the buttons on an ATM, and laugh at that.


You're still a noob when it comes to the art of wind-up, and you're dealing with a pro.

[sfericz]

My tactics are different though, I make the person believe I'm serious and really frustrated. Then I pounce like a kitten!



[edit] What the hell does it take to get an offical "Why?" rant dedicated to me?. FFS! [/edit]
Yo mommy eats broccoli!

[Why?]

My tactics are different though, I make the person believe I'm serious and really frustrated. Then I pounce like a kitten!

Haha, that's Wind-up 101.

[edit] What the hell does it take to get an offical "Why?" rant dedicated to me?. FFS! [/edit]
Yo mommy eats broccoli!

MY MOMMA AIN'T NO LOW DOWN BROCCOLI EATING HOSE BAG!! YOU LINT LICKER!!

[sfericz]

That's the best I get?

[Eral]

Alpha tango to Bravo Charly, i have the both commies in the weaponsights. What should i do? Wait for orders..