'nuclear cocaine' is a NOOB

[Why?]

This dude has been telling people that he beat great players like: (MOR), BATTLETRON, TOAST, and TSAR BOMBA... And said he's gonna get me next...

I know he's full of shit. At best, he beat these people in friendly 2v2, when they had noobs as partners, or weren't trying hard.

Of course, I'm laughin the whole time I heard this, from a friend he told. Then we were both watchin a match and I confronted him about his claims. He had the nerve to challenge me! Said he could beat me, and he really believed it!

It's 4:30am on a Tuesday.... I was finishing a 6-pk of 8% beer, when he issued the challenge, so I said sure. I'm drunk and tired, but I'll spank this baby. He thinks he's grown now, cause he can beat noobs. So, I'm gonna give him the business.


I talked SOOOO much shit and straight owned him... giving him tips the whole time... giving specs the play-by-play... I even ran out of speed-budget and fucked up my launch, because I was talking so much shit at the end. STILL, I won by 30+ points, and this dummy thinks he 'almost won'. lol I took 8 subs and his entire navy.

He was even yellin 'SPEED!!!' the whole time...lol I was so good, the specs thought I was cheating. lol.... DRUNK AS HELLLL

http://sfcon2v2.com/dcrec/1v1def/1v1def ... .01.31.zip

[sfericz]

You ran out of SDB on SFCON's server? WOW hehe.

[Why?]

haha

yeah, I'm pretty pitiful right now... dunno if I could even tie my shoes right... I slowed down many times to piss and talk shit.


At the end of the match, he said he was gonna post it, if he beat me. So do unto others n all that jazz...


Anytime you want a rematch, LET ME KNOW! Nukkas always trying to catch me slipping, at my leisure...

[(MOR)]

Haha, that was a magical feeling how you sent your ships toward the subs..


By the way, thanks to explain this; You said "I'll have you playing like me" it's the same as "I'll make you playing like me" ? I didn't got "I'll have you"

[Why?]

^ Yes, that's kinda what it means. It's a cocky way of saying, "I'll teach you to play as well as me."

I was offering to give him lessons, for cash.