WE COME IN PEACE!!! (The Martians have arrived!)

[MARTIANS!]

The Martian Council annonces the seizing of all earthly possessions. Anything belonging to humans is now Martian property.

However: WE COME IN PEACE! DON'T RUN! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!






RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

MARTIAN LAW IS IN EFFECT!:

NO BIRDS OR COUNTRY MUSIC!


END TRANSMISSION

[torig]

Heh.
Original post!!

I for one welcome our new Martian overlords

[Peace and Love]

oh but now for the next step

winning 1 on 1 repeatedly.


tranlation: gaaakkkkk gaaakkk GAK O_o

[MARTIANS!]

oh but now for the next step

winning 1 on 1 repeatedly.


tranlation: gaaakkkkk gaaakkk GAK O_o

Martians know only 1 thing: SUCCESS!


humans. Funny little critters!



You do realize that what you just said is EXTREMELY offensive??

GAACK GAKKK- GACK GAAAAAK GAK-GACKK!!!!

[Feud]

oh but now for the next step

winning 1 on 1 repeatedly.


tranlation: gaaakkkkk gaaakkk GAK O_o

Martians know only 1 thing: SUCCESS!


humans. Funny little critters!



You do realize that what you just said is EXTREMELY offensive??

GAACK GAKKK- GACK GAAAAAK GAK-GACKK!!!!

Pffft....

That cousin of yours I beat up on the Las Vegas tarmac knows the feeling of my fist hitting him. He threw punches like an eight year old martian girl!

[Montyphy]

"It's not unusual... "

[KingAl]

Which reminds me - July 4th is coming up. Perhaps we'll be seeing real in-game martians?

For the uninformed: data -> graphics -> saucer.bmp

[NeoThermic]

For the uninformed: data -> graphics -> saucer.bmp

For the uninformed: The code handling saucers was crippled in the early betas, and doesn't work in final releases. Also see this old screenshot

NeoThermic

[KingAl]

Awww. I'll keep that in mind.

[Rising Thunder MVP]

Is there a secret unit called Tornado? or was that crippled aswell.
ps why the small font?

[NukeLord]

For the uninformed: data -> graphics -> saucer.bmp

For the uninformed: The code handling saucers was crippled in the early betas, and doesn't work in final releases. Also see this old screenshot

NeoThermic

Those saucers look pretty damn big

[KingAl]

NeoThermic was making fun of me. And yes, the tornado is also out.

[MARTIANS!]

DO NOT LISTEN TO HUMANS! OUR SAUCERS ARE WORKING PERFECTLY AND ARE FULLY OPERATIONAL.

[KingAl]

NeoThermic: I knew I wasn't completely crazy. I had been aware of the tornadoes and saucers being removed, but I recalled you making an oblique comment to the effect that they were still in. Also, the absence of saucers in the final game does not equate to the absence of aliens entirely, though the presence of saucer-related resources is evidence that it was considered...

[NeoThermic]

NeoThermic: I knew I wasn't completely crazy. I had been aware of the tornadoes and saucers being removed, but I recalled you making an oblique comment to the effect that they were still in. Also, the absence of saucers in the final game does not equate to the absence of aliens entirely, though the presence of saucer-related resources is evidence that it was considered...

Actually, it appears that Tornadoes never worked in the first place. As for that post; I don't have my desktop here to check, but I'd guess it's from the Alpha versions, of which you could activate the saucers.

They are still, to my knowledge, disabled in Defcon still.

NeoThermic