JESUS v MPVE ( most vunerable primate ever ) resurection

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JESUS v MPVE ( most vunerable primate ever ) resurection

Postby JESUS » Thu May 24, 2007 6:20 pm

ok. . . my first debreif, so be gentle.

from here on in MPVE will be regarded as primate. . .

I got lumbered with EU :roll: , primate got aisa.

after setting up out of radar range i started on moving my fleet about.
thinking primate would expect an attack from north of russia i headed south , with only a few fleet north (just incase primate came through the bering strait)

at DEF 1 primate launched all silo's save 1, which he said he forgot , coupled with a huge bomber run which i predicted and quickly despatched of with a hoard of fighters .

my fleet encountered some resistance going south . after ploughing through it , i headed for hong kong and his silo.

just before this primate hung his head and concieded ( check chat )!! ( i thought he'd pull the sever, but respect , he saw it out )

about here in the game, primate NUKED HIS OWN SUBS :shock: just to try and get the victory timer started so i would have to rush. but it didn't work :oops:

:lol: LMAO :lol:

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i took out his silo's with my subs

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Aisa was then open for a good raping

so I rained my nukes down on primate like a tsunami


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END GAME

opinions of my first debreif ?
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Re: JESUS v MPVE ( most vunerable primate ever ) resurection

Postby Smiling Buddha » Thu May 24, 2007 7:14 pm

JESUS wrote:so I rained my nukes down on primate like a tsunami


What a lovely simile... very tasteful. :P
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu May 24, 2007 8:08 pm

goody goody Son of God!



But do you mind scaling down your avatar? Always a drag to scroll right to read whichever thread you post in...
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu May 24, 2007 8:12 pm

And it's kinda strange having to look at a smiling JESUS take up the whole screen (nearly) when browsing on the PSP...
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu May 24, 2007 8:17 pm

I use Opera, so the avater in itself is scaled down, but it displaces everything, pushing it to mid screen...
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Postby shinygerbil » Thu May 24, 2007 8:41 pm

Opera isn't quite CSS-compliant, I believe. It's a shame, it's light-years ahead of any other browser. I can live with it though!
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Postby Church » Thu May 24, 2007 9:05 pm

Nicely done JESUS...

I use Firefox, so JESUS' avatar is scaled down and doesn't break the page format.
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Postby shinygerbil » Thu May 24, 2007 9:07 pm

Church wrote:Nicely done JESUS...

I use Firefox, so JESUS' avatar is scaled down and doesn't break the page format.


Ooo, aren't you special! :P

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Postby JESUS » Fri May 25, 2007 6:36 am

scale down JESUS ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


how dare you sir . . .

If only I knew how *cough*
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Postby xander » Fri May 25, 2007 4:34 pm

JESUS wrote:scale down JESUS ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


how dare you sir . . .

If only I knew how *cough*

http://yozh.org/tmp/BuddyJesus.jpg

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There. I did it for you. I suggest that you download that, and find a place to host it. Please don't link directly to it, as I am likely to delete it on a whim at some point.

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Postby Ace Rimmer » Fri May 25, 2007 4:45 pm

xander wrote:[img]http://yozh.org/tmp/BuddyJesus.jpg

I think you meant...
xander wrote:Image


Edit: Is is just me, or does it really look like JESUS saying "what a guy!"? :wink:
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Postby KingAl » Sat May 26, 2007 1:28 am

No, I think his stance is much more sinister.
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Postby Hyperion » Sat May 26, 2007 8:47 am

My girlfriend is a strong catholic and actually got insulted when she saw that picture of Jesus :? :roll: go figure

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