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Want to stuff STUFF up Bering? All your troubles are over!

Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:50 am

I know several remedies have been suggested and some of them work ok.

I got the recipe for doing this somewhere else on this board, but for those of you that are having trouble guiding your fleet through those dangerous waters I have made a map of the procedure. Follow this navigational chart and you'll be zipping up and down the Bering till kingdom come (literally)

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Want to go south down that hell-hole?

Simply copy this image, paste it to the photo editor and
flip it vertically or just stand on you head... ;-)
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:15 am

Now I too can use the straight with ease! :wink:
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Postby Gen. Ripper » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:41 am

lol.....very nice :)
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Postby MoonHill » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:53 am

I don't understand. Where am I supposed to aim, again?
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:05 am

MoonHill wrote:I don't understand. Where am I supposed to aim, again?


Im not entirely sure. I think it's in the vicinity of Betelguise or sumtin. Or was it Sirius? hmmmm :?
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Postby Montyphy » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:54 am

Hint: Use better compression methods
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:00 pm

Montyphy wrote:Hint: Use better compression methods


duh. It's supposed to look home made.

A professionally amateurish professional chart for amateur pro navigators.
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Postby Cooper42 » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:36 pm

Really, it's that simple?
I had been conducting a complex ritualistic process of spam-flooding of FPS-related IRC channels and sacrificing betrothed virgins at the altar of the greasemonkey god. I guess I can stop now...

Although, betrothed virgin soup. Mmm...
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:34 pm

Hey, where's my 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1 Orgazmo mode/suicide mode screenshots? :roll: :roll:

Having played Orgasmo for the first time last night/this morning, I gotta say it was definitely a refreshing break from the norm and a serious challenge. Everyone should play it at least 6 times!
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:52 pm

sorry gonna post it (most likely tomorrow). Damn those games were a blast!
(not bragging...) I'm kinda turned on by my 5 games winning streak (or was it more). Finally I feel like I reinserted myself after my humiliating fall to the CPU (!) in the game preceding my killing spree. Gonna post it ASAICOI (as soon as I'm capable of it)

you did very well for a first timer to orgazmo btw and crept closer to me each game...
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:57 pm

5 games I believe, I finally put a stop to the madness on the sixth game. :wink:
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:21 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:Hey, where's my 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1 Orgazmo mode/suicide mode screenshots? :roll: :roll:

Having played Orgasmo for the first time last night/this morning, I gotta say it was definitely a refreshing break from the norm and a serious challenge. Everyone should play it at least 6 times!


you mean so they could win at least once? (lol I'm being awefully cocky, I know.) 8)
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:49 pm

Radiant Caligula wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:Hey, where's my 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1 Orgazmo mode/suicide mode screenshots? :roll: :roll:

Having played Orgazmo for the first time last night/this morning, I gotta say it was definitely a refreshing break from the norm and a serious challenge. Everyone should play it at least 6 times!


you mean so they could win at least once? (lol I'm being awfully cocky, I know.) 8)


Heh. I can take it.
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