I've HAD it with Australia! And SCOTLAND too!!

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I've HAD it with Australia! And SCOTLAND too!!

Postby Radiant Caligula » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:58 pm

I came home one evening kinda drunk and felt the sudden urge to nuke Australia with over 1000 nukes (literally).
I've just HAD it with Mad Max prancing around down there with his leather pants and all the people with outrageous hair and costumes.
They think they are so cool, driving across the desert in redneck vehicles and playing with steel boomerangs and eating dog food.

So I decided to finally do something about the "Australian problem".
And besides, Australia needs some luvin too.
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I opened up a variable units game with 6 territories to ME! Boy did it rain:

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I think we can safely say that Mad Max is wearing no pants anymore. At least they're not black...
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Postby roflamingo » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:15 pm

None of those RooJumpers will be throwing another shrimp on the barbie anymore.

Was it really necessary to kill New Zealand too? Last time I checked they hadn't been annexed by Australia. And the Kiwis are not guilty of anything but familiar relations with sheep. If that is a crime then you shoulda paved Scotland too.

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Postby shinygerbil » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:41 pm

And for the record, THAT WAS ME who was joining as a spec ;P *waves*
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:56 am

roflamingo wrote:None of those RooJumpers will be throwing another shrimp on the barbie anymore.

Was it really necessary to kill New Zealand too? Last time I checked they hadn't been annexed by Australia. And the Kiwis are not guilty of anything but familiar relations with sheep. If that is a crime then you shoulda paved Scotland too.

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Sorry, couldn't risk leaving NZ untouched. For all I know Mad Max'es leather pants are inflatable and he could have drifted over. And NZ does have too many sheep. Too many sheep to fuck and eat (or eat and fuck, whatever they please) by the mutant survivors. I'll take you up on that Scottish endeavour. Ridding the world of kilt once and for all. Up next!
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Postby Hank Scorpio » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:15 am

Here was me thinking we were friends :(
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:19 pm

Hank Scorpio wrote:Here was me thinking we were friends :(

:oops: :oops: :oops: Nothing personal, Hank! I just thought Australia needed some luvin too.

And it is an awful waste of space to not train our nukes on. But this was a personal vendetta against Mad Max and all his fellow clowns. I'm pretty sure you can get back home now. In about 70000 years or so. :cry:

But to lighten up your wounded heart I have taken ROFLamingo's challenge to the real world and wiped out KILT, red beards and gibber speech once and for all:

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There, no more redheads and womens clothing misdirected at manly men.


Any suggestions of what to do next? I have been playing with the thought of nuking the entire ocean. Yep that should be fun.
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:37 pm

I'd like to see you nuke the entire ocean.

A real challenge would be to spell out *Emperor Radiant Caligula Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus throws grapes at your feet* with nuclear explosions.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
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Postby Xocrates » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:38 pm

what about greenland? I'm sure the eskimos want some loving too.
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:41 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:I'd like to see you nuke the entire ocean.

A real challenge would be to spell out *Emperor Radiant Caligula Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus throws grapes at your feet* with nuclear explosions.


Dang, you know how to tease a demented emperor.

Yes Xocrates, I have thought about Greenland, but you see - it's already green.
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Postby Xocrates » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:50 pm

Radiant Caligula wrote:Yes Xocrates, I have thought about Greenland, but you see - it's already green.


Good point!

Never mind then! Carry on whatever you were doing.
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Kilts aren't Scottish are they?

Postby ynbniar » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:04 pm

Radiant Caligula wrote:wiped out KILT



Yorkshire has been touted as the true home of the kilt by some Yorkshire man, though I suspect the kilt goes back much further.

I'd guess ancient Egypt, or the Romans maybe???

Oh and by the way we love our sheep here...even the ugly ones :wink:
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:16 pm

I think Yorkshire was taken care of in that blast. Radiation alone would construct a vortex through space-time and see to it that ceremonial cross-dressing would be impossible to even think of in any parallel universes. And the other ones too. ;-)
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Postby caranthir.pkk » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:26 pm

Radiant you have way too much time :D
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:29 pm

caranthir.pkk wrote:Radiant you have way too much time :D


No, I have way too many nukes. As an emperor I have a constant flow of "good shit" and need to load it off at steady intervals.
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Postby MoonHill » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:06 am

Scotland! NOOOOOOoooooooo! Where will I get my haggis now?

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