[TOC] What da hell is wiv dese cancerous BGP and CE threads?

[AndersBreivik]

The only thing that is important today is the T.O.C.
These goddamn idiots are not even worth me typing out how stupid and pointless their lives are.
Normally when I hate someone i send them my old teeth in the post and transcripts of conversations I had with people in new york in the 1980's.
It was called Mr Apology and it may being made into a theatrical piece - http://apologyline.com/audio/Apologycalls.mp3
Anyway i digress what i wanted to talk about was MAX.
Hardly anyone is paying attention to the fact that MAX the Master is back and ruling games.
I approached MAX in game and i said "hey max your a good player and your attitude of superiority is just what I need to represent the TOC in 2013."
Yes i really did say it.
Max was all like "wow that's awesome" and "I hope those stupid idiots CE and BGP are not in the TOC"
I said "no its all proper & above board we have a tumblr website, bitches, fans and access to a jacuzzi"
I also gave him the website address of my favourite webcam and a free pass to all the SFCON and LFO servers.
It was about this time i noticed that MAX was actually very pretty and I wanted to do naughty things with him very much.
So I sets up a meeting via PM and we met at starbucks for a coffee.
We got on really well and i invited him back to my place.
Well we are having a nice cuddle in front of my open log fire and MAX is nuzzling my neck.
"oh anders you are so gentle" says MAX
Im like "oh yeah jackpot time"
so i starts massaging the small of his back
max is like "wait a second before we do this i need you to do something for me"
I'm proper excited so i am like "yes MAX anything what do you need"
He pushes her lips as close to my ear so that they lightly brush it an whispers “I need about Tree Fiddy”
It was about that time that I realised that MAX was about 80 feet tall and a creature from the Paleozioc Era.
That Goddamned Loch Ness monster had fooled me again.

[B.G.P.]

idiot.

[AndersBreivik]

did you get to the end hoping that it was about you?

hahaha -

THIS IS A TOC THREAD SO EITHER EXPOSE THINE TEATS OR REMOVE THYSELF FROM MY TAPESTRY WORK

[B.G.P.]

did you get to the end hoping that it was about you?

hahaha -

THIS IS A TOC THREAD SO EITHER EXPOSE THINE TEATS OR REMOVE THYSELF FROM MY TAPESTRY WORK

no, I knew you get your kicks from posting idiotic pics, I can predict your next action noob.

[AndersBreivik]

so what do you know about the TOC then BGP??

exactly nothing - why because if you are who you say you are you got a jellyfish sting on your vagina and thats why you have been away.
Everyone made out your this big hacker who gave out some keyId's on bittorrent but Old Anders knows the truth - u have been rubbing cream into your pussy to get rid of the itch.
This thread isn't even about you its about my Boyf MAX - zomg the BGP is so vain like the snow queen in red riding hood - must be that sting that did it.

so again I ask - lets see a picture of your rubber nipples or start bigging up the TOC pretty quick cos this is a TOC thread and i do not like coveters.

[AndersBreivik]

BGP pointless message exchange system now FULLY OPERATIONAL

AndersBreivik wrote:
fXXX off you grotty little wXnker - thats my thread - you got your own

BGP wrote:

are you disabled?

AndersBreivik wrote:

I shared a bath with somebody once and they asked me if I could pass the soap.

I said "sorry bruv i havent got any arms"


Question is if that is TRUE how can i type?........to be continued

[B.G.P.]

BGP pointless message exchange system now FULLY OPERATIONAL

AndersBreivik wrote:
fXXX off you grotty little wXnker - thats my thread - you got your own

BGP wrote:

are you disabled?

AndersBreivik wrote:

I shared a bath with somebody once and they asked me if I could pass the soap.

I said "sorry bruv i havent got any arms"

With something tiny and small?
With something small?

Question is if that is TRUE how can i type?........to be continued

With something tiny and small?

[AndersBreivik]

thats right!

I asked my freind to fill up a old rubber nipple with plaster of paris & inserted a paperclip in the end.
I hold the nipple between my toothless gums and can type out 1 letter at a time.