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Postby microchip08 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:05 pm

kudayta wrote:17) When the first thing your ally does is spread radars all over his territory


Regarding this one, what is one supposed to do with radars, then?
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Postby BMN » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:41 pm

place them strategically. Not just to cover all of YOUR territory
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Postby kudayta » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:51 am

20) When your ally asks what he's supposed to do with his radars since spreading them out all over his territory is bad.
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:35 pm

DeafCom wrote:19) When your ally says after you placed your silos: "Hey, don't leave so much population undefended!"


Right. :)

kudayta wrote:20) When your ally asks what he's supposed to do with his radars since spreading them out all over his territory is bad.


Hey, at least he asked before he placed. That's a start. You would not be in such bad trouble as when your ally thinks he's got his shit together, starts telling you where to place stuff, then bitches and whines the rest of the game because you didn't listen to him; and then the fact that he gets smoked is all your fault.
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Postby kudayta » Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:57 am

21) When your ally starts making quasi-philosophical remarks about there being no bad questions.
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Postby kudayta » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:00 am

Eral wrote:14) when your ally has discussion about transexuality before starting the game (you could be very fucked)


Oh come on, Mot's not that bad of a player.
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Postby zjoere » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:57 am

kudayta wrote:21) When your ally starts making quasi-philosophical remarks about there being no bad questions.


like this?
You're so vain, you probably think this sig is about you
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Postby Baton101 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:05 pm

22) When your ally says "pfffff" :) if you know what it means 8)
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Postby Laika » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:08 pm

23) When game starts. I hate 2v2s.
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Postby LadySnowhitepink » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:08 pm

24) and the other ally answer "ja ja" :P (if you know what it means :lol: )
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Postby Little worm » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:14 pm

LadySnowhitepink wrote:24) and the other ally answer "ja ja" :P (if you know what it means :lol: )

I thought we was not that bad team:-x
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Postby Little worm » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:19 pm

Eral wrote:(14) when your ally has discussion about transexuality before starting the game (you could be very fucked)

Do u know Ashley ,Eral?
Or maybe Mot's daughter playing like a pro?
Oh,cmon...
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:27 pm

25) At defcon 4, your precious scout carrier discovers the entire enemy fleet sitting nearby the coast of your ally, but your ally has already deployed his entire fleet two oceans away. He then proceeds to say: "Speed! There is nothing to do at defcon 4 anyway." Followed by, "Hey, don't you like my neat little symmetrical naval deployment pattern?"
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Postby kudayta » Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:16 pm

26) Your ally at any point says "Everybody dies!". Usually preceded by "So what".
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:38 pm

kudayta wrote:26) Your ally at any point says "Everybody dies!". Usually preceded by "So what".


LOL. Yes, it's like, "I don't care, why should you?"

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