You know you are in Defcon 2v2 trouble when ...

General discussion about Defcon

Moderator: Defcon moderators

User avatar
Mrmot
level4
level4
Posts: 900
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2004 3:56 pm
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina

Postby Mrmot » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:03 am

Schubdüse wrote:When your "pro" ally is making a a very sophisticated plan:
Pro ally: Do this...
You: M'kay
Pro ally: Then we pull this trick...
You: Nice...(What's he talking about???)
Pro ally: ...and then we smash them here...
You: Err...you know I'AM (insert any tery)???
Pro ally: :shock: :lol:

Happend to me with Ace Rimmer, Nightwatch and Mrmot in tourney games.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
[color=lime]4. Mrmot, the blind nuking king, beast and dishmaster! ++ >
User avatar
Baton101
level4
level4
Posts: 694
Joined: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:53 am
Location: Middle earth

Postby Baton101 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:22 pm

47. When your ally is Jon who got back from vacation, placed all units and buildings and asked for a plan after :) ...but we won despite his noobness.
User avatar
Forever Young
level5
level5
Posts: 1439
Joined: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:48 pm
Location: Black Forest Germany GMT+1

Postby Forever Young » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:33 pm

48. When your ally is blocking your fleet and it is not possible to refill fighters. happened to me 2 days ago. .
WeAreDefconBastardsNotTerrorists

Let's dance in style
let's dance for a while
heaven can wait
we're only watching the skies
hoping for the best
but expecting the worst
are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
...
User avatar
Dävid
level2
level2
Posts: 185
Joined: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:05 am
Location: UK/Germany/Chile
Contact:

Fleet

Postby Dävid » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:27 am

49. When your ally tangles fleet that you desperately need!
User avatar
Ace Rimmer
level5
level5
Posts: 10803
Joined: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:46 pm
Location: The Multiverse

Postby Ace Rimmer » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:18 pm

Mrmot wrote:
Schubdüse wrote:When your "pro" ally is making a a very sophisticated plan:
Pro ally: Do this...
You: M'kay
Pro ally: Then we pull this trick...
You: Nice...(What's he talking about???)
Pro ally: ...and then we smash them here...
You: Err...you know I'AM (insert any tery)???
Pro ally: :shock: :lol:

Happend to me with Ace Rimmer, Nightwatch and Mrmot in tourney games.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
User avatar
-- Tobias --
level3
level3
Posts: 360
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:39 am

Postby -- Tobias -- » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:46 pm

Forever Young wrote:48. When your ally is blocking your fleet and it is not possible to refill fighters. happened to me 2 days ago. .


I can only imagine your fleet was out of range of your airbases. There are two solutions to this: 1) employ a relay carrier, or 2) blow a hole in your allies fleet.
User avatar
Forever Young
level5
level5
Posts: 1439
Joined: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:48 pm
Location: Black Forest Germany GMT+1

Postby Forever Young » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:25 pm

-- Tobias -- wrote:
Forever Young wrote:48. When your ally is blocking your fleet and it is not possible to refill fighters. happened to me 2 days ago. .


I can only imagine your fleet was out of range of your airbases. There are two solutions to this: 1) employ a relay carrier, or 2) blow a hole in your allies fleet.

yeah, sure my fleet was out of ranges, but only a small step away. i tried to cruise around my ally. the bad was he had a line formation under africa. lol!
i will think about to blow a hole in his fleet next time. good idea! then i will say," oops, sorry! a mistaken bomber nuke"lol :)
WeAreDefconBastardsNotTerrorists



Let's dance in style

let's dance for a while

heaven can wait

we're only watching the skies

hoping for the best

but expecting the worst

are you gonna drop the bomb or not?

...
User avatar
DeafCom
level1
level1
Posts: 39
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:37 pm
Location: Europe

Postby DeafCom » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:56 pm

50) When your ally (SA or NA) writes in public chat: "I have set all my subs in pacific." while your enemies are Europe and Africa...
User avatar
-- Tobias --
level3
level3
Posts: 360
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:39 am

Postby -- Tobias -- » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:27 pm

DeafCom wrote:50) When your ally (SA or NA) writes in public chat: "I have set all my subs in pacific." while your enemies are Europe and Africa...


Of course your enemies won't believe that chat message, but you get the "benefit" of seeing that it is true!
User avatar
Ace Rimmer
level5
level5
Posts: 10803
Joined: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:46 pm
Location: The Multiverse

Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:28 pm

This is called Rimmertalk. :P
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
User avatar
Endless
level5
level5
Posts: 1343
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:38 pm
Contact:

Postby Endless » Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:48 am

51.) When your partner takes all of the kills after you kill 11 out of the 12 silos. Then they act like they did work.


edit: and you still outscore him. [Tobias]
User avatar
-- Tobias --
level3
level3
Posts: 360
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:39 am

Postby -- Tobias -- » Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:12 am

Endless wrote:51.) When your partner takes all of the kills after you kill 11 out of the 12 silos. Then they act like they did work.

edit: and you still outscore him. [Tobias]


LOL. You beat me to the post here Endless! I was going to say:

51) Your ally is Endless.

I think your comment of "your partner takes all the kills" and a concern for "outscoring" your partner in a 2v2 game is all the evidence one needs. (But of course, there is more: how about the bit that you actually brag about outscoring your partner (above), when your killing of his surfaced subs was required to do so? Damn brother, don't put your foolish self-deception on such public display.) And, of course you killed 11 of 12 silos, all the real work was already done.

For those unfamiliar with dear Endless and his ways, here's the game recording and a brief recap: http://forums.introversion.co.uk/defcon ... 360#121360 .
User avatar
Kangaraptor
level2
level2
Posts: 122
Joined: Tue May 24, 2011 9:22 am
Location: The other place.

Postby Kangaraptor » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:45 pm

The funny thing is, you're feeding the trolls by responding like that.

GG, Tobias, you just went full retard.
Maybe one day.
When we're all cats...
... on Mars.
User avatar
-- Tobias --
level3
level3
Posts: 360
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:39 am

Postby -- Tobias -- » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:27 pm

Kangaraptor wrote:The funny thing is, you're feeding the trolls by responding like that.


Ah, but you understand me not Kanga. When I feed trolls, I shovel so much of their own sh*t back down their throats that they choke. Now, please don't meddle where you don't understand.
User avatar
Endless
level5
level5
Posts: 1343
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:38 pm
Contact:

Postby Endless » Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:51 pm

-- Tobias -- wrote:
Kangaraptor wrote:The funny thing is, you're feeding the trolls by responding like that.


Ah, but you understand me not Kanga. When I feed trolls, I shovel so much of their own sh*t back down their throats that they choke. Now, please don't meddle where you don't understand.


I hope you do know that no one likes you.

Here are 2 reasons:
1. You suck at life
2. You are a complete douche bag fucktard.

You might as well change your name to Doucher McDoucherson.

Return to “General”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests