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Postby Dävid » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:44 pm

37. you have to point out its a 2vs2 server before the remaining player allies with you.
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Postby kudayta » Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:40 pm

Dävid wrote:37. you have to point out its a 2vs2 server before the remaining player allies with you.


Oh yes, this one.
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:01 am

These are good! Keep 'em coming! I've been choking/coughing/laughing on my drink. So funny.
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Postby Dävid » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:48 am

38. Your ally has ASIA and places silos on HONGKONG but doesnt put a "blocker" battleship in, then drops on 4 because hes been scouted. *sigh*
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...always a joy

Postby Dävid » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:50 am

39. When a PM comes from the other team "join us"...well youre not in trouble, but youre not in for a good game!
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Postby kudayta » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:09 am

40) Your teammate launches all bombers at defcon 3 from airbases, all of which are attacking the three border radars of his nearest enemy.
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Postby Dävid » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:43 am

41. Your team mate launches all BOMBERS from all AIRFIELDS towards enemy in a straight line :-/
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Postby Kangaraptor » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:19 pm

42. Your teammate launches all airbase bombers at DEFCON 3, in a straight line, towards you.
Maybe one day.
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Postby kudayta » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:00 pm

43) At Defcon 3, your ally suddenly becomes paranoid about enemy fleet behind him and begins spamming fighters in that direction.
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Postby Nukraine » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:15 pm

44) When your ally puts his silos on the biggest cities because it seems like a good idea.
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Postby zjoere » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:18 pm

kudayta wrote:31) Your teammate sends subs to Japan to launch against Russia.


That could be possible with random cities and population randomly spread through those random cities.
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:35 am

Kangaraptor wrote:42. Your teammate launches all airbase bombers at DEFCON 3, in a straight line, towards you.


!!! These are all hysterical. And, they all truly happen!
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:37 am

45) It's Baton (NA) and Yellow Cake (RU) versus you (EU) and your ally (AF). After your ally deploys his entire fleet in all possible oceans except the North Atlantic, he PMs you: "We're in trouble here." Somehow a courteous "thanks for your help partner" just doesn't seem sufficient at that point.
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Postby Kangaraptor » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:33 am

46. When you realise the same people will always ally and as such it's no point trying to have an 'even' game.
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Postby Schubdüse » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:07 am

When your "pro" ally is making a a very sophisticated plan:
Pro ally: Do this...
You: M'kay
Pro ally: Then we pull this trick...
You: Nice...(What's he talking about???)
Pro ally: ...and then we smash them here...
You: Err...you know I'AM (insert any tery)???
Pro ally: :shock: :lol:

Happend to me with Ace Rimmer, Nightwatch and Mrmot in tourney games.
Vorsprung durch Kraft - Triebwerke saugen - Präzisionsarbeit... Schubdüse.

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